Avast! Ye know what day it be, matey!
And hie thee scurvy carcass thither for to fetch up a pirate name of yer own, says I – Pirate Jake the Fashionably Late
Avast! Ye know what day it be, matey!
And hie thee scurvy carcass thither for to fetch up a pirate name of yer own, says I – Pirate Jake the Fashionably Late
Ha ha, I mean Harrrr Harrrr, my name came up Cap’n Finn Roughnight.
Pirate Jimbo the Cash-Strapped. It be the truth, matey.
I be Bob B, the Scourge of the Sea!!!!!!…but the blarsted generator coughed up Cap’n Harvey Bloodbeard (sorry Harvey!)
Long John Zzyzx ‘ere matey!
“Ah, my friend. I am very sorry to hear about your lost oil tanker. But, I may have good news. A friend of mine thinks he has found it and has been providing food and water to the crew. Is that not excellent news?
“My friend has incurred some expenses in securing your vessel. I am afraid, that being a poor man, he may have to sell it as salvage–unless you can cover his expenses, plus a small finders fee.
“I think forty million dollars, in cash, should about cover his expenses. What do you say?”
Avast, me given name is, “Cap’n Wade Bloodbath” Arrrrrrr, where’s me grog?
Jelly Bones Daryl? JELLY BONES DARYL??? Shiver me timbers!
I be
Burnin’ Jake Goldgrubber