Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The CDC’s new slogan: “Think Ebola“. Blah. What’s a better catchphrase for the war on Ebola?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The CDC’s new slogan: “Think Ebola“. Blah. What’s a better catchphrase for the war on Ebola?
… Think Ebola – WE have better things to do.
Suppurate But Equal
Hope and Change The Linen
Keep Commie and Carry On
Quarintine Here. But, Not There!
All You Need Is Gloves
Taxes Aren’t the Only Inevitable Things Under Democrats.
You Can’t Run, You Can’t Hide
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First to Third (World, that is)
Sanitized for Your Protection (The news, that is)
What, Me Worry?
“Ebola: It’s Gone Viral!”
“Ebola? Catch the FEVER!”
“I’ve got that EBOLA feeling.”
“It used to be Death and Taxes. Now, it’s just bleeding out every orifice.”
Stop Coughing and Hemorrhaging Blood Long Enough to Vote Democratic On November 4th!
WrackTheVote
We Thought You Meant “Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death” Literally
#Dems
Don’t Be a Littered Bug!
This Is Your Ebola-Infected Brain. . . This Is Your Ebola-Infected Brain On Drugs Obamacare Doesn’t Cover. Any Questions?
“Welcome to Walmart. Get your Ebola and get the hell out.”
Don’t Worry, Be Happy.
Airborne!!
http://www.militaryclothing.com//ImgUpload/P_641505_1836331.JPG
Catchy tune:
“She walked up to me, pro-immigration, pro-choice;
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said ‘Ebola’
E – B – O – L – A, Ebola
. . . . .
“Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman but upchucked like a man . . “
“We Don’t Need No Stinking Death Panels!”
“Ebola. It’s What’s For Dinner.”
C’mon, We Mean It – Just Stay Alive a Few More Weeks!
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I agree with Oppo @17. We need a theme song.
http://youtu.be/IuLcL5_svF8
The CDC’s new slogan: “Think Ebola“. Blah. What’s a better catchphrase for the war on Ebola?
Just die.
Where’s your belief?
That’s one deadly virus!
Special protocols won’t protect us.
Like no other disease in the world.
It’s fun to die of E-Bo-L-A…
Mascot: Peter PanDemicrat. Catch Phrase: “We never have to grow up!”
Media Matters – People? Not So Much
Blood, Tears, Toil and Sweat -Just Say No If Offered
Stop Domestic Virulence
“Do You Know Where Your
ChildrenEpidemiologists Are?”“Plop, Plop, Fiz, Fiz, Oh What A Relief It Is” (those were your eyeballs)
“Ebola: The Eyes Have It!”
Simply Intransmissible.
My Ebola has a first name
It’s … bleeechhhhhhh. (dies)
Eat More Ebolatine.
Melts in your mouth, not in your hands — your spleen, that is.
You are now free to move about the Country.
— Ebola Airlines
Travel restrictions are mean, so when you are bleeding out, think about how much dignity you gave that infected West African
vectortourist, and die satisfied.Ace of Spades wins! “The CDC: Reassuring you to death.”
Ebola, that’s ebonics for you’re #$!@&#.
Well, it’s less viral than a Lolcat.
To you it’s a virUS, to the White House it’s a virYOU.
Obama: From now on let’s all live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpsman.
Ebola, doing the job Montezuma’s Revenge won’t do.
“Ebola: Avoid it like the plague.”
Ebola, has it been registered to vote yet?
“Ebola: the Musical!”
Ace of Spades scores again: Out of An Abundance of Caution . . . we’ll be doing the absolute bare minimum, after being politically embarrassed into doing so.
Ebola is actually “Falbragornofoplasia.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9qDp3qyYXo&list=PL4B8B43CD41726818&index=11
(Pat Cashman is golden – you really should watch that video!)
“Ebola: Out of Africa!”
“EbYOLO!”
“Why don’t you come up and CDC me sometime?”
“It’s Finger-Leakin’ Good”
Ebola – At least it’s not AIDS!
(Brought to you by President Obama, paid for by the CDC)
The King of Biers
(a.k.a. “Head For the Mountains”)
…”It’s the real thing.”
…”Coke adds life. Ebola… not so much.”
…”I’m not lovin’ it. In fact, I really hate it.”
Think of the horrible death you’re going to suffer thanks to Obama and the entire communist party.
Think, once you get it, you can stop worrying about getting it, think how much better you’ll sleep.
An America with Obama and Ebola?
“Let’s Move!”
Ebola doesn’t kill people.
People with Ebola kill people.
Run! Ebola! Run!
By the way, that was a REALLY fun straight line!!!
Cookies to Harvey!!!
I liked it so much, I decided to judge it…
http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/10/nuke-punchline-its-not-virus-fault.html