Straight Line of the Day: The CDC’s New Slogan: “Think Ebola”. Blah. What’s a Better Catchphrase for the War on Ebola?

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The CDC’s new slogan: “Think Ebola“. Blah. What’s a better catchphrase for the war on Ebola?

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  2. Catchy tune:

    “She walked up to me, pro-immigration, pro-choice;
    I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said ‘Ebola’
    E – B – O – L – A, Ebola

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  3. The CDC’s new slogan: “Think Ebola“. Blah. What’s a better catchphrase for the war on Ebola?

    Just die.

    Where’s your belief?

    That’s one deadly virus!

    Special protocols won’t protect us.

    Like no other disease in the world.

  4. Simply Intransmissible.

    My Ebola has a first name
    It’s … bleeechhhhhhh. (dies)

    Eat More Ebolatine.

    Melts in your mouth, not in your hands — your spleen, that is.

    You are now free to move about the Country.
    — Ebola Airlines

  5. Ebola, that’s ebonics for you’re #$!@&#.

    Well, it’s less viral than a Lolcat.

    To you it’s a virUS, to the White House it’s a virYOU.

    Obama: From now on let’s all live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpsman.

    Ebola, doing the job Montezuma’s Revenge won’t do.

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