Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Frank J. needs to launch his presidential campaign. What should his slogan be?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Frank J. needs to launch his presidential campaign. What should his slogan be?
“Don’t bother me – I won’t bother you”
Kneel before Zod
Nobama
Frank J. needs to launch his presidential campaign. What should his slogan be?
Why the Hell not?
Neither an Obama nor Boehner he.
You know in your heart he is right.
You gonna vote for a Woman that can’t satisfy her man?
Nuke the Moon! (Duh.)
Less government is better! Why not the best?
To Be Perfectly Frank…
“Float like a Buttercup, sting like a bee – with a rocket launcher!”
“Get off my lawn”
“A chicken in every pot, after you earn it”
“Punching hippies since 1979”
Frank J. needs to launch his presidential campaign. What should his slogan be?
Here’s the Beef!
Less pronouncements than Silent Cal
Better government through inaction.
also available for Bar Mitzvahs.
Frank J. needs to launch his presidential campaign. What should his slogan be?
Vote like you Dog’s life depended on it.
Flemmings would never lead you to jump off a cliff into the sea. http://youtu.be/AOOs8MaR1YM
Frank J. needs to launch his presidential campaign. What should his slogan be?
He’ll do nothing so you won’t have to.
When doing nothing is the best you can get.
Just do nothing.
Creative inactivity.
Jesus Christ! Don’t be an idiot. Again.
DON’T PANIC
Mostly harmless
When in danger
or in doubt
run in circles
scream and shout
Don’t just do something, Stand there
Keep Calm and vote Frankly
…and now for something really interesting.
Vote for the Man who has put his Inner Hippie into full submission.
…and now for something completely different
Frank J. …. The boil on the ass of stupidity.
Frank J. He will leave us the hell alone.
Fleming for President. Fix your own damn problems!
Frank J. The only thing he will let on your lawn is this sign.
vote for Frank J., Harvey needs the work
Frank J. needs to launch his presidential campaign. What should his slogan be?
Moon nuking done right.
Not a Belgian.
He’ll do less so you can do more.
TANSTAFL!
Frank or Blood!
In Your Guts, You Know He’s Nuts
“A tuna in every dish.”
Frank J. needs to launch his presidential campaign. What should his slogan be?
Doing nothing is really something!
Ask not what your country can do for you, get off your butt and do something for yerself!
Moolah Si, Mullah No.
“Gunga Galunga. No, wait: Gunga La Gunga.”
“Whoo Hoo! In Your Face, Space Coyote!”
How much worse could I be?
Sarah doesn’t even know how to cook dog.
The only death panel will be the one at the Pentagon.
A chicken in every pot . . . but just to keep the bacon company.
EPA will ban walnuts.
“Subtle, Yet Aromatic.”
“Purity Of Essence”
“Not Voting For Me Means You’re Worse Than Hitler.”
“Not Voting For Me Proves You Are Racist, Islamophobic, and Sexist. The Debate Is Over.”
“1776 On Steroids”
“Fat Kids Are For My Opponent”
“Puppies. Kittens. Baby Polar Bears.”
…better than the last guy!
Hope and Change!
(Apparently it works for anybody!)(Twice!)
“Black Ink Matters”
“Hasn’t Been Indicted!”
“Exposed the Puppy-Blender!”
“Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.”
“Return to Normalcy”
Don’t vote for Giant Douche Jeb or Turd Sandwich Hillary. Vote for Frank, because what difference, at this point, does it make?
“Make America Like A Settee Upon A Hill”
“Frank J. For President… Of Just America? Well, Yeah, For Starters”
“BUY MY BOOK”
“Khan!”
“Reagan 2.0”
What should his slogan be??
He’ll do you a solid!
(forgive me, I couldn’t resist, just cant seem to let it go….)
Has a birth certificate and knows how to show it.
“Dogs everywhere will sleep sounder.”
“Have you paid any attention the last 8 years?”
“They say this cat Frank is one bad mutha…”
“Bow Chicka Wow wow”
“I Can Be Bot”
(sounds all 21st Centur-y, but also sends a back-channel message to lobbyists)
“We need to move forward, not backward. Upward, not downward, and always twirling; twirling.”
“My puppet regime will be, quite literally, that”
“Whose dumb idea was it to give kids self-esteem? I say no self-esteem until you have a job and are living on your own.”
On every level I’m better than you, so I’ll hold my nose and let you vote for me.
Vote for me and then shut your pie hole. Unless you have pie.
We need more government like we need another hole in the head. Vote for me or I’ll shoot you. In the head.
Stupid people have rights? Vote for me!!!!!!!! Stupid people have rights!!!!!!!!
If you want nothing done, we can get that done together.
No work and all play make Frank the best President.
Stays out of your business like nobody’s business.
Get elected, then I’m done.
“Enough with Dumb and Dumber. Now try Cynic and Sinecure.”
no child left behind
no hippie left unpunched
no moon left un-nuked
Everybody’s doing something… I’ll do nothing.
Our enemies will fear us like an angry god!
Better living through the insane use of excessive force!
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36500000/Zaraki-Kenpachi-image-zaraki-kenpachi-36523138-500-400.jpg
…”Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.”
…”Bacon Good!”
A Sharknado in every pot…
(Yeah, I know – it doesn’t make any sense – but, neither did “Hope and Change”)
He can’t even….
R-E-L-A-X
vote for me or else you are a hippy…and will be punched.
Ian Fleming brought us James Bond; see what Frank Flemming will bring us: more secure treasury bonds, secure borders, peace through superior firepower (what else can you call dinosaurs with rocket launchers), constitutional government, smaller government. Vote for Frank J.; what’s not to like?