Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In response to a toy quadcopter landing on the White House lawn, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In response to a toy quadcopter landing on the White House lawn, President Obama…
…ordered a missile strike on Santa Claus.
…surrendered to Mattel.
… went and got out his Bibi gun.
… exclaimed “Lego! My Ego!”
… offered to exchange G.I. Joe for the wreckage.
…fled the jurisdiction.
…appointed a Drone Czar.
…plans to stay on the move for the remainder of his term, to lessen the risk of observation.
…asked Michelle to install a missile battery in the arugula patch.
… was moved to a secret secure site in the mountains of West Virginia.
…clutched the nuclear ‘football’, screaming “gimme coordinates!” and “Kenneth, What’s the frequency?”
…called Kevin Bacon to stop the panic. http://youtu.be/DDT_IBk7hAA
. . . called Ottawa and immediately surrendered.
…proceeded to bravely wet himself.
In response to a toy quadcopter landing on the White House lawn, President Obama…
He has begun negotiations with the Toyistanis and hoped to have a nuclear deal in place by next Christmas.
said, “Now quad, that means five, right?”
asked the IRS to “examine” everyone in the country who has a toy or works for the toy industry.
sent Joe Biden out to poke it with a stick to see if it was dangerous.
hasn’t done anything since he didn’t read the morning papers that day to find out what happened.
…continued with the fiction that the pilot was NOT Joe Biden.
….sent it to the Iranian embassy so they could make their own.
…thought they said quatrocopter and asked to meet the four illegals who made it safely to sanctuary central.
…ordered a skirt for the fence, since hiding behind skirts has worked everywhere else so far.
…made his O face as this was surely enough to rob the citizens of another of their few remaining freedoms.
…was glad he chose zero in the over-under of things failing to breach White House security pool.
…raised taxes.
…armed the Secret Service with model rockets for any future toy attacks.
…issued a Fatwa against private drones.
In response to a toy quadcopter landing on the White House lawn, President Obama…
gave props to the terrorists for finally completing their mission from 9/11.
…checked the grid coordinates where it landed, then granted amnesty to the person who held a lottery ticket for that space…
@18 Walrus: “Props.” Heh.
…told Michelle, “Honest, Honey – I wasn’t smoking around back…why would you ever think that?”
…asked Jesse Jackson to be a spokesman against aerial snooping in his “Don’t Hover – Be a Lover” campaign.
…asked Eric Holder to create an anti-aerial snooping PSA – “You Bring the Props – We’ll Send the Cops” (Props – Heh.)
In response to a toy quadcopter landing on the White House lawn, President Obama…
…walked out to greet it saying, “Klaatu barada nikto”
… rushed to a microphone to declare it was a GOPro camera.