I always forget whether the Winklevoss Twins are real people or fairy tale characters that visit Dutch children in their sleep.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) January 23, 2015
[interrupts beekeeper]
Why though? Like, who's making you do this?
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 24, 2015
It's like I always say: if at first you don't succeed, go back & set the difficulty on very easy
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) January 24, 2015
me: i just quit cold turkey
turkey: *outside in the snow banging on window* please baby i can change
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) January 23, 2015