"Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"
Is this ask stupid questions club?
"You're now the leader of this club"
What club?
— Cocaine Cola (@SatansTongue) February 2, 2015
Yes, we swim for health and fun, but also to show Poseidon that while he may own the sea, he will never own man.
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) February 2, 2015
Indiana Jones: [screaming as his hand is crushed under a door] ARRGGHHH! WHY? WHY DID I REACH FOR MY HAT? I OWN SO MANY HATS!!
— Star Wars Nerd (@aka_fatman) February 3, 2015
Harper Lee is now putting out novels faster than George R.R. Martin.
— Cole Stratton (@colestratton) February 3, 2015
*swallows pride*
*reads the label*
'this pride may contain nuts*
oh no
*swells with pride*
— kyle (@hippieswordfish) February 1, 2015
Was gonna watch the film adaptation of The Hobbit but I didn't have time so I just read the book.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) January 30, 2015