Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under Facebook’s new “community standards” rules, you are no longer allowed to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under Facebook’s new “community standards” rules, you are no longer allowed to…
Under Facebook’s new “community standards” rules, you are no longer allowed to…
… expect privacy, decency, or timely customer service.
… claim ownership of any photo of yourself that may cause a group of prepubescent tweens to double over in laughter and/or push each other into the bushes.
…”like” anything that the community minders disapprove of.
…”unfriend” anyone for being an annoying or boring presence on your home page, because that’s judgmental.
“Under Facebook’s New “Community Standards” Rules, You Are No Longer Allowed to…”
…have standards.
Under Facebook’s new “community standards” rules, you are no longer allowed to…
have standards that aren’t at least double.
…pick your friends, pick your nose or pick your friend’s nose.
Under Facebook’s New “Community Standards” Rules, You Are No Longer Allowed to…
…leave.
…post anything pro-American.
…post without it being looked at and approved by a moderator. Facebook becomes HuffPo.
…watch “Community” on your laptop
…admit membership in the TEA party.
…leave snarky comments on any ‘Occupy’ site.
…bad-mouth socialism…cause Facebook is a social site!
…pick your friends. Friends will now be assigned based on fairness and diversity algorithms.
…post pictures of legally owned firearms. Posting pictures of illegal drugs will, however be continue to be acceptable.
…post pictures of your hunting trip. Pictures of Islamic beheadings are still acceptable though.
Under Facebook’s new “community standards” rules, you are no longer allowed to…
think for yourself comrade.
Under Facebook’s new “community standards” rules, you are no longer allowed to…
to be in contradiction to the rules and regulations governing our more enlightened thinking class.
…show up with insufficient tracking cookies to share with everyone.
Under Facebook’s new “community standards” rules, you are no longer allowed to…
point out that the National Socialist Party were socialists.
mention that the 2nd S in USSR stood for socialism.
tell anyone that the national debt and the deficit are 2 different things.
say that there’s nothing about health care, abortion or being entitled to anything in the constitution.
Under Facebook’s new “community standards” rules, you are no longer allowed to…
mark their obnoxious emails asking if you know people as junk, you’ll still get them so give it up.
. . . suggest that chromosomes have any role whatsoever in the determination of gender, or even that gender is something that can be “determined” by anything other than personal preference.
@5 Jimmy, In spite of the new limits on picking, you are still allowed to poke your friends and poke your friends noses.
….choose whom you tag as a “friend”. The government will now do that for you.
@18 Burt: So, are you’re saying that Fakebook is a no pick and a poke?
…use any phrase which indicates a persons’ gender, race, religion, ethnicity, sexual orientation, legal status, employment (or lack thereof), place of birth…
I’m sure I missed a few, but like all others who hit the “accept” button to get to the site I really didn’t read it all. If finding out “what’s in it” later was good enough for Obamacare…what could go wrong?
. . . nuke the moon
. . . punch hippies
These are the new rules of the their site administration:
No one’s allowed to smoke,
Or tell a dirty joke,
And whistling is forbidden.
If chewing gum is chewed,
The chewer is pursued,
And in the hoosegow hidden.
If any form of pleasure is exhibited,
Report to me, and it shall be prohibited.
I’ll put my foot down!
So Shall it be!
This is the Land of the Free!
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