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  1. …there hasn’t been a dangling participle in the language of love for a very long time.

    …even yes means no to even the hardest up of guys for a very long time.

    …she does feel someways tired of dogs mistaking her body for a fire hydrant.

    …the laws of gravity can’t be ignored, as for all the rest…

  2. Hillary Clinton’s body language indicates…

    That someone might drop a house on her.

    She controls an army of flying monkeys.

    She is strangely afraid of scarecrows handling buckets of water.

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