Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first case that will be heard in the new UN Climate Court…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first case that will be heard in the new UN Climate Court…
‘Roe Through The Water’ versus ‘Wade Through It’.
…will decide the comptroller of the thermostat.
…will be King Canute vs. the Tide.
The trial of Mr. Planet. Charges include impersonating a military officer (by using the false title “Captain,”) and exploiting child labor through his employment of the “Planeteers.”
…Al Gore v. Reality.
…will convene on one of the floors that John Bolton thought Unnecessary.
…when to break for lunch
…how much $$ will be confiscated from the US taxpayers for their evil ways.
…will determine that the science is settled, and that deniers better shut up about it, or else.
…would be considered a snow job, if snow wasn’t already a thing of the past…
…will declare bacon a hazard to the environment.
@3 – Roll Tide!
The first case that will be heard in the new UN Climate Court…
will be the Capital case of Earth v. Humans.
… changing the offensive names of the Crimson Tide, the Green Wave, and the Heat.
… fixing the Oval Office A/C unit so that the Idiot in Chief isn’t always a blithering hothead.
… outlawing the sun during the summer.
The first case that will be heard in the new UN Climate Court… will be rescheduled due to inclement weather.
. . . is Al Gore v. Climate Data
. . . is Michael Mann v. Quantitative Modeling
How many carbon offsets the White House has to purchase to account for all the BS they produce.
…the carbon footprint of Algore’s 2nd chakra.
…will be frog marching that idiot Captain Planet in front of the court for impersonating a super hero.
Will be disrupted by the ghosts of Samuel Adams and Patrick Henry.
Anthropogenic climate change purveyors v reality. Reality loses.
Determining the proper fines and sanctions against Israel. The reason to be determined later.
The first case that will be heard in the new UN Climate Court…
will be the opening of a case of Dewer’s, being drunk will help everybody make it through the stupidity of a Climate Court.
…Liberals vs Humanity’s Right to Defend Themselves in Climate Court.
…Roe vs Feminist Fish.
…Climate Court decisions by scented candlelight vs Climate Court daylight reading time, in the hot, dark and stinky liberal utopia.
“It’s Israel’s Fault” Israel accused of causing climate change by occupying space and committing crimes against the weather which affect Arabs-forcing them to live in the dry heated desert.