Spoiler Alert! You won’t believe this! During his State of the Union speech, President Obama…
stated that he was holding the Presidency hostage……for 1 TRILLION dollars. Republicans in Congress immediately caved on the issue and ask for him not to hurt them in the court of the MSM.
“Spoiler Alert! You won’t believe this! During his State of the Union speech, President Obama used these six outrageous tricks to get people to send their info to the NSA. Click HERE!”
Spoiler Alert! You Won’t Believe This! During His State of the Union Speech, President Obama did his Urkel imitation. (Very hard to distinguish from his normal speech!)
Spoiler Alert! You won’t believe this! During his State of the Union speech, President Obama…
mentioned himself on occasion.
Spoiler Alert! You won’t believe this! During his State of the Union speech, President Obama…
claimed that if he had a son it would be Luke.
Spoiler Alert! You won’t believe this! During his State of the Union speech, President Obama…
stated that he was holding the Presidency hostage……for 1 TRILLION dollars. Republicans in Congress immediately caved on the issue and ask for him not to hurt them in the court of the MSM.
Spoiler Alert! You won’t believe this! During his State of the Union speech, President Obama…
may have said some things that weren’t true.
Spoiler Alert! You won’t believe this! During his State of the Union speech, President Obama…
gave a shout out to his hommies in Teheran.
…actually said, “Excuse me while I whip this out.”
…juggles chainsaws.
…outed Hillary.
Spoiler Alert! You won’t believe this! During his State of the Union speech, President Obama…
confessed to, at times, feeling mostly “white” rather than “black”.
Spoiler Alert! You won’t believe this! During his State of the Union speech, President Obama…
… whipped off his mask and started shooting the place up, chanting in a robotic monotone, “We come in peace”.
…slurred a line praising the Mullahs and is now facing discipline from Valerie. It may even include: No golf for 2 weeks.
……had to go take a potty break but didn’t because Valerie didn’t forget to pack his depends.
…praised Syrian refugees to the point that the token refugee rolled his eyes like a teenager. (I’m serious, find the clip from CBS)
…inadvertantly said something that was true.
…drew inspiration from the twin fasces displayed behind the podium.
…gave a shoutout to Rev. Jeremiah Wright saying, “I am God, and I have damned America. How do you like me now, Rev.?”
…I really, really could use some more cowbell.
…had nothing in his pants, and, no, he wasn’t glad to see us.
. . . mentioned all fifty-seven states and many unions.
“Spoiler Alert! You won’t believe this! During his State of the Union speech, President Obama used these six outrageous tricks to get people to send their info to the NSA. Click HERE!”
Spoiler Alert! You Won’t Believe This! During His State of the Union Speech, President Obama did his Urkel imitation. (Very hard to distinguish from his normal speech!)
Spoiler Alert! You won’t believe this! During his State of the Union speech, President Obama…
spoke Arabic.
thanked Hawaii for naming the Sunnuva Beach after him.
spent another trillion dollars.