Angry She’s Not Wearing a Wonder Burka

Critics have submitted a petition for Wonder Woman to be stripped of her honorary UN ambassadorship, claiming she’s a “white woman of impossible proportions… the epitome of a ‘pin-up’ girl.”

Fine. Round up the signers and shove ’em into the engine intakes of her invisible jet.

Also, she’s a fictional character. Why are you angry?

9 Comments

  1. …she’s a fictional character. Why are you angry jealous…of a BLEEPING CARTOON???

    I assume if The White She Devil was instead, a gutter mouth black woman of color(ed people) like Beyonce, they wouldn’t (and don’t) have a problem with her “impossible proportions”.

    I also have a funny feeling it was a bunch of liberal pukes who made a cartoon character an “honorary UN ambassador” in the first place….because she’s a female super hero as opposed to an evil white male male (of impossible male proportions)…or something.
    If it wasn’t for double standards, they’d have no standards at all.

  2. But — but — the Neville Chamberlains at DC Comics just gave them Czechoslovakia — they wanted the Rhineland too??

    Wonder Woman is Bisexual, DC Comics ‘Confirms’
    Maxim Magazine | 9/29/16

    “In a move that would never have occurred when they created her in the 1940s, DC Comics has declared that their most acclaimed heroine is attracted to both men and women.”

  3. Anybody who thinks Wonder Woman is a “white woman of impossible proportions” has never seen a picture of Marisa Miller in a bikini. Of course, I doubt that any man who works at the UN is interested in women in bikinis (or in anything else).

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