American Airlines rolled out new uniforms to more than 70,000 of its frontline workers in September, and so far the outfits have caused itching, rashes, headaches, and hives in more than 1,000 workers.
You’re forced to have it and it makes your life miserable… sounds like the garment version of Obamacare.

It’s Virgin on a PanAmdemic! Good thing they’re not inContinental.
…or maybe Sheldon is at it again: http://bigbangtheory.wikia.com/wiki/The_Itchy_Brain_Simulation