It’s been a rough couple of months for Progressives, but now there’s reason to celebrate!
Five long years in the making, billions of taxpayer dollars appropriated, now, at long last, you can finally sing along to a brand new batch of Non-Denominational Gender-Fluid Gluten-Free Winter Solstice Seasonal Favorites like these…
I’m Gettin’ Trumpkin for Christmas (Middle America is Mad!)
Away in My Safe Space
Hack the Russian Agents Ping
Have Yourself a Merry Little Recount
O Come All Ye Faithless Electors
Arrest This So-Called President, He’s Causing Me Dismay!
I’m Seething with the Thought of Another White Privilege Christmas
Did You Hear the Fake News That I Heard?
Not-So-Silent Fight for 15
Cop Cars Roasting as We Open Fire
Rhonda the Pink-Haired Hippie
Grandma Got Run Over by a Basket of Deplorables
…And many, many more!
And be sure to check out our previous editions…
Occupy Santa Claus Lane (2011)
Undocumented Immigrant Operators are standing by, so help save the Planet by ordering right now!
(Additional Carol ideas, as always, are welcome in the comments!)
Merry Christmas, Mr. Right!
Daunting, because in this and your three links you’ve assembled all the best titles!
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Theme from the Islam of Misfiring Toys
And So This Is Obama’s Last Christmas / Bore Is Over
She’s Missus Cheat Miser
We Wish You Emir-y Christmas
You Demean One, Mr. Cringe
[a tribute to Trump’s propensity to tweet when Trump]
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“Now bring us effigy Putin,
“Now bring us effigy Putin,
“Now bring us effigy Putin,
And bring alt-right here”
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I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus.
Biden, or Hillary, or Chelsea, or Schumer, or Warren in 2020?
It’s Beginning To Look a Lot Like Charismaless!
Cocoon III: Return of the bubble-wrapped dead.