Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Kim Jong Un just left North Korea on a secret mission…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Kim Jong Un just left North Korea on a secret mission…
Kim Jong Un just left North Korea on a secret mission…
to lead the next March for our Lives event.
Kim Jong Un just left North Korea on a secret mission…
and I’m not saying it involves Aliens…but, it involves Aliens.
… to bomb the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. He’s coming in from the north, below their radar.
“When will he be back?”
I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.
Over Macho Grandé?
I’ll never be over Macho Grandé.
… to learn the secret of Venezuela’s fantastic success.
and he’s got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and he’s wearing sunglasses.
… using code name “Michaer Mole.”
Don’t you mean Michael Moore? Because lets face it except for their hair, Kim Jung-un and Michael Moore look pretty much alike. Same political philosophy too.
… so, everyone had to synchronize the country’s one watch.
… and, as always, if he is caught or killed, Madame Secretary will disavow any knowledge of his actions.
… he means to take Wimbledon.
… to outwit a vermint by thinking like a varmint, and, if possible, by looking even more like one.
Can’t be much of a secret if even IMAO knows about it.
As the old saying goes: “Two may keep a secret as long as one of them is tied to the front of a frikkin’ howitzer.”
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Kim Jong Un just left North Korea on a secret mission…
As always, should he or any member of his IM Force be caught or killed, the U.N. Secretary General will disavow any knowledge of his actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.
…to explore the great northwest passage in search of all- you- can- eat buffets in Shangri-La.
Kim Jong Un just left North Korea on a secret mission…
to bring back the head of Alfred Garcia.
Kim Jong Un just left North Korea on a secret mission…
to bring back some good Chinese take-out
Kim Jong Un just left North Korea on a secret mission…
to attend Baseball’s Opening Day. PLAY BALL!
…to trade a bucket of kimchi for some tofu and a fortune cookie…
Kim Jong Un just left North Korea on a secret mission…
to get to the Moon and post the last sign.
Never happen!
“Kim Jong Un just left North Korea on a secret mission…
Just wrote a song about it. Want to hear it? Here it goes:”
♩
Ricin
Do You Want To Know a Seclet?
Do you promise not to terr —
— orr orr orr?
Croser!
Ret me whispel in youl eel
Say the words you long to heel
I’m in Rove with you!
Oo oo ooo oo
♩
He’s a man who leads a life of danger
to each and every country he seems to get stranger
no matter what moves he makes
it always seems to raise the stakes
that his country will launch their nukes tomorrow
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
Trump has got your number
and will take away your pain.
“When you were Jong
Un, your heart was a hope in Barack
You used to say ‘Give and just give’
(You know you did,
You know you did,
You know we did)
But if this ever-changing world in which we live in
Makes you give up that lie
Stay Livid Lil’ Guy
[explosion]
[explosion]
Livid Lil’ Guy
What is this MAGA to ya?
When you’ve got a knob to rule
You’ve got to learn to pray
You’ve got to make the other fellow say . . . “
…and, unlike American secret missions, The New York Times will not report what they know about it on the front page.
Please accept my apologies for voting you bacon. There was no option to vote you tuna.
No apology needed. Bacon is the only acceptable substitute for tuna.
Bacon is just Land Tuna.
TAKE THAT BACK!!!11!!!1!!!!
Why, he asked with some incredulity as not understanding the premise for the vehemence to the comment which was offered in praise of Tuna in general and not intended in any way as a disparagement of Bacon as such.
Now, now, let’s not get into a piscine match.
I hope it is not Root Hog, or die.
Is anyone rooting for Hogg at this point?
Probably the NRA, he is turning into their best fund raiser since Obama left office.
… to accept Michael Moore’s buffet challenge
…to find out how Mr. Lee gets shirts so clean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSgJPIj_K28
From God… he’s putting the band back together.
But in North Korea he is god, so isn’t that redundant?
…to find out the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
The European kind and not the other kinds, right?