Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Most surprising item paid for by the new budget bill…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Most surprising item paid for by the new budget bill…
Most surprising item paid for by the new budget bill…
A huge sign on the Moon reading. “Post no more posts”.
Okay.
Most surprising item paid for by the new budget bill…
The Democrats Botox bill.
Most surprising item paid for by the new budget bill…
hookers and blow. Oh wait, you said “Surprising”.
Most surprising item paid for by the new budget bill…
Foreign aid to a certain Nigerian Prince.
…free bump stocks for everyone who wants one.
is a lifetime supply of covfefe for Nancy Pelosi.
is a pacifier for Jim Acosta.
Most surprising item paid for by the new budget bill…
personal appearances by Stormy Daniels to every male Trump voter in the US.
Most surprising item paid for by the new budget bill…
Michael Moore’s tab at the Sizzler.
They flew pallets of cash in a plane to the home office for that one, just like the did for Iran.
Stormy Daniels attorney’s fees
Most surprising item paid for by the new budget bill…
my bar tab. For life. And then my afterlife.
I’m not saying it’s aliens… but it’s aliens
Oh, there is A LOT of funding for aliens in this bill.
True…but to be clear, the spending in this bill is for the illegal kind, not the outer space kind.
Have we invited either?
Are you kidding!? The Democrats have done everything but roll out the red carpet! However…not for the outer space aliens.
I said “we” not “them”. Wait for for President Harris for that.
…is the Stormy Daniels anti-pregnancy after school specials.
Most surprising item paid for by the new budget bill…
…the purchase of 750,000 copies of, “What Happened”.
…was something that was actually useful.
…an endless supply of red ink…
… would be a small army of special prosecutors to investigate everyone in the previous administration, and who will actually prosecute all those lowlife hoodlums.
… line item Fritos.
Bacon