Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New research shows that most UFOs are actually…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New research shows that most UFOs are actually…
…just undocumented immigrants…. and not really illegal aliens at all.
Undocumented flying objects?
…Superman keeping up with his busy schedule.
Frisbees
…sidewalk pharmaceutical induced.
…Classical Gas
… gas tank warnings for Unleaded Fuel Only
a P3ni$ free Oscar
Wrapped by Christo… but otherwise identifiable
pop-up ads from FrankJ asking people to sign up for updates on his science fiction and fantasy writing.
…slightly more hoppy than your typical IPA, with a spritely aftertaste…
…assassination weapons of Putins.
…surveyors for the Vogon construction fleet…
… Nielsen’s new rating scale, which for the Oscars broadcast translated as Undesirable Film Occupants.
New research shows that most UFOs are actually…
I’m not saying they are Aliens, but…What the heck, they are Aliens.
New research shows that most UFOs are actually…
mobile Moon signs
Fig Newtons of active imaginations.
New research shows that most UFOs are actually…
UFO’s…what else?
Had a wave in New Mexico. In the forties it was Japs floating balloons to try and start forest fires. Fun fact…Smokey the Bear used to warn us. Not Yogi.
Then stray high altitude weather balloons drifted over. By then we had jets, by god, and used them for target practice. Roswell and such.
To this day if a bunch of birthday party balloons spill out of a minivan the phones light up.
… hovercrafts full of eels.
Just looking for free parking.
Looking for Pismo Beach, but took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Trolling for easy Earth women
Checking for rings around Uranus
Klingons from Uranus
…99 red balloons
99 Luftballons auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont hielt man fur Ufo’s aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn’s so wдare
Dabei war’n da am Horizont nur 99 Luftballons
hubcaps…. flung from cars hitting potholes around Detroit, Michigan.