Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Former President Obama’s latest career move…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Former President Obama’s latest career move…
was keeping his health insurance, because he liked it.
was applying for a job with the local animal control department in hopes he could take home a spaniel or two to braise, or perhaps something with which to make terrier yaki.
…is to try to see if he can scoop up ice cream again (old high school job) without his wittle oh hands hurting again.
…finding a community in need of organizing and helping to increase that need.
…organizing a “Little Sisters of Torment” auxiliary for OFA.
…was insisted upon by Michelle, just to “get him out of the house”…
The Million Man Forgery
College basketball player. He still has four years eligibility left since there is no evidence he actually attended a college or has a degree.
Lobbyist to have Congress give Jimmy Carter his spot back as worst president ever
Too late Jimmy…THAT record is no longer yours for the claiming.
Former President Obama’s latest career move…
burger flipper
Former President Obama’s latest career move…
whatever job Mike Rowe considered beneath his dignity to do.
Former President Obama’s latest career move…
involves something he is under-qualified for and will be over-paid.
Former President Obama’s latest career move…
I’m not saying it involves Aliens, But… it involves Aliens.
Alien probe receptacle, obviously
…Kobi canine chef.
…bow man at foreign embassies.
…hat check girl at the Club Tip Top.
…milking the cash cow before Chicago burns down again.
Spokeswomyn for SNAP cards and MomJeans Inc
…involves a long but distinguished list, as follows…a rustler, a cut throat, a murderer, a bounty hunter, a desperado, a mug, a pug, a thug, a nitwit, a halfwit, a dimwit (leads the list), a viper, a snip-er, a con man (close second), an Indian agent, a Mexican bandit, a mugger, a buggerer, a bushwhacker, a hornswoggler, a horse thief, a bull dyke (Michelle insisted), a train robber, a bank robber, an ass-kicker (meh), a sh!t-kicker (double meh) and a Methodist*.
*He really isn’t considering this, just a play to the religious vote…
…involves a long but distinguished list, as follows…a rustler, a cut throat, a murderer, a bounty hunter, a desperado, a mug, a pug, a thug, a nitwit, a halfwit, a dimwit (leads the list), a viper, a snip-er, a con man (close second), an Indian agent, a Mexican bandit, a mugger, a buggerer, a bushwhacker, a hornswoggler, a horse thief, a bull dyke (Michelle insisted), a train robber, a bank robber, an a$$-kicker (meh), a Sheet-kicker (double meh) and a Methodist*.
*He really isn’t considering this, just a play to the religious vote…
And hopefully this one doesn’t get moderated…
You spelled Muslim as Methodist.
You know he always wanted to pretend to be an architect.
A Marine Corpseman Biologist.
Urkeltect.
Heinz 57 spokesperson: “A flavor for every state!”
A clue might be found in Obama’s latest song:
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my take
On the daily news, what is real or fake?
It’s based on the viewpoint of a man named ME!
And I need a job, so I want to be a cyber fact-checker
Cyber Fact Checker
It’s a duty fit for a duty-filled man
And his Klingon wife doesn’t understand
The sun is shining and the seas recede
All because of me, and I want to be a cyber fact-checker
Cyber Fact Checker
There’s a thousand falsehoods, give or take a few
I’ll be telling more when I’m on The View
Elon Musk supports it, and the Imam too,
But I’m takin’ a break, ’cause it’s hard to be a cyber fact-checker
Cyber Fact Checker
Can’t be Obama, not enough…ME! [You know, him]
Lawn jockey
A lumberjack
And we thought he was so butch!
Thank Allah I’m a Muslim just like my dear Papa.
Getting himself shipped to the factory that makes the front end of horses for final assembly.
How about the Donkey factory, then he can be an A##’s A##.