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  1. was keeping his health insurance, because he liked it.

    was applying for a job with the local animal control department in hopes he could take home a spaniel or two to braise, or perhaps something with which to make terrier yaki.

  2. …involves a long but distinguished list, as follows…a rustler, a cut throat, a murderer, a bounty hunter, a desperado, a mug, a pug, a thug, a nitwit, a halfwit, a dimwit (leads the list), a viper, a snip-er, a con man (close second), an Indian agent, a Mexican bandit, a mugger, a buggerer, a bushwhacker, a hornswoggler, a horse thief, a bull dyke (Michelle insisted), a train robber, a bank robber, an ass-kicker (meh), a sh!t-kicker (double meh) and a Methodist*.

    *He really isn’t considering this, just a play to the religious vote…

  3. …involves a long but distinguished list, as follows…a rustler, a cut throat, a murderer, a bounty hunter, a desperado, a mug, a pug, a thug, a nitwit, a halfwit, a dimwit (leads the list), a viper, a snip-er, a con man (close second), an Indian agent, a Mexican bandit, a mugger, a buggerer, a bushwhacker, a hornswoggler, a horse thief, a bull dyke (Michelle insisted), a train robber, a bank robber, an a$$-kicker (meh), a Sheet-kicker (double meh) and a Methodist*.

    *He really isn’t considering this, just a play to the religious vote…

    And hopefully this one doesn’t get moderated…

  4. A clue might be found in Obama’s latest song:

    Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my take
    On the daily news, what is real or fake?
    It’s based on the viewpoint of a man named ME!
    And I need a job, so I want to be a cyber fact-checker
    Cyber Fact Checker

    It’s a duty fit for a duty-filled man
    And his Klingon wife doesn’t understand
    The sun is shining and the seas recede
    All because of me, and I want to be a cyber fact-checker
    Cyber Fact Checker

    There’s a thousand falsehoods, give or take a few
    I’ll be telling more when I’m on The View
    Elon Musk supports it, and the Imam too,
    But I’m takin’ a break, ’cause it’s hard to be a cyber fact-checker
    Cyber Fact Checker

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