Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
…WookieCon ’18…
I’m not saying its because she is an Alien…but she is an Alien.
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
Sea World as Shamu is retiring this year.
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
Barack’s Treason Trial in 2019. [Sorry, witness. My bad.]
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
a small roadside tourist trap outside Decataur Illinois.
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
the next unveiling of the positively last and final Moon sign. [Honest]
I have no plans to book her.
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
Hillary’s House of Horrors.
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
the center of the plot by Russia and China to get American democracy to commit suicide.
We don’t need Michelle for that, we have the millennials to help to get American democracy to commit suicide. ~ Vlad & Ping, large and in charge.
The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
…anything that looks like easy money.
She’ll have to elbow Hillary out of the way to accomplish that task.
the petting zoo at the new presidential library.
…the next Penis Turtling Syndrome Convention.
Creating new “members”?
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
Talos IV
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
the crossroad of another dimension – a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
or alternately.
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
I hope she dosn’t wish us all into the corn field.
the next World Series in which the Cubs play the White Sox (the most recent one occurred in 1906).
. . . oh, Lord help me, I couldn’t think of anything that my own mind did not denounce as coming from a h8ing h8er who h8s. (Or would that be h88?) Sorry, this one’s getting a hard pass.
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
…Skull Island.
…the next Kot’baval Festival where she will be representing the tyrant Molor. The Klingon High Council could not be reached for comment.
…this year’s Life Day Parade on Kashyyyk.
… the rectification of the Vuldronaii. Many Shubs and Zuuls will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!
Michelle Obama will be the main attraction at…
Mr. Olympia 2018
the next Aunt Esther look alike contest
Lumpapalooza 2018