California is considering proposals to tax soda, tires, guns, water, pain pills, lawyers, and car batteries.
Completely unnecessary. They could wipe out their debt tomorrow by taxing proposing taxes.
California is considering proposals to tax soda, tires, guns, water, pain pills, lawyers, and car batteries.
Completely unnecessary. They could wipe out their debt tomorrow by taxing proposing taxes.
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If everybody had odd notions
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody’d be sufferin’
Like California
You’d seem ’em wearin’ their badges
And banning candles too
Bushes, bullets, blonde hairdos
Sufferin’ U.S.A.
You’d have ’em sufferin’ at WalMart,
In every check-out line,
Santa Claus would be verboten
As well as Valentines
All over Manhattan
— Wait, what did I just say?
They’re already sufferin’
Sufferin’ U.S.A.
We’ll all be planning lawsuits
We’ll all be plaintiffs soon
Our movement’s waxing and whining
We’re taxing texting in June
We’ll all be goin’ for the jugular
And what’s unsafe we will say.
Bug or feature, we’re sufferin’
Sufferin’ U.S.A.
Häagen-Dazs and Huggies,
Pacifiers, Air!
Sombreros and Snuggies
Except the ones we wear
All of your household trash
Even succotash
Everybody be sufferin’
Sufferin’ U.S.A.
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After they make Lombard St. a toll road I suggest they change its name to the Le Petomane Thruway. I doubt however that the toll will only be a dime.
The one Thing California never runs out of……….crazy tax and spend politicians.
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