The One Thing California Never Runs Out of

California is considering proposals to tax soda, tires, guns, water, pain pills, lawyers, and car batteries.

Completely unnecessary. They could wipe out their debt tomorrow by taxing proposing taxes.

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  1. If everybody had odd notions
    Across the U.S.A.
    Then everybody’d be sufferin’
    Like California
    You’d seem ’em wearin’ their badges
    And banning candles too
    Bushes, bullets, blonde hairdos
    Sufferin’ U.S.A.

    You’d have ’em sufferin’ at WalMart,
    In every check-out line,
    Santa Claus would be verboten
    As well as Valentines
    All over Manhattan
    — Wait, what did I just say?

    They’re already sufferin’
    Sufferin’ U.S.A.

    We’ll all be planning lawsuits
    We’ll all be plaintiffs soon
    Our movement’s waxing and whining
    We’re taxing texting in June
    We’ll all be goin’ for the jugular
    And what’s unsafe we will say.
    Bug or feature, we’re sufferin’
    Sufferin’ U.S.A.

    Häagen-Dazs and Huggies,
    Pacifiers, Air!
    Sombreros and Snuggies
    Except the ones we wear
    All of your household trash
    Even succotash

    Everybody be sufferin’
    Sufferin’ U.S.A.

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