I love Weird Al.
Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.
What’s on your mind?
I love Weird Al.
Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.
What’s on your mind?
The elephant in the room
It once seemed so tame!
Now looms with gloom and doom
But doesn’t have a name
The 800-pound gorilla
Impervious to force
As dangerous as Attila —
Anonymous, of course
Massive Trojan horses
Passive dinosaurs
Resistible forces
Which everyone ignores
Will it never stop?
Is it not a shame?
So we brought in a bull from a china shop
So he can take the blame.
“Here By Invitation”
This needs a title…
YANG/BETO 2020!
Tonight’s history lesson………………
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZiVdGvhzVo
Q: what employs 1600 people, produces enough paper to fill a warehouse, costs two billion dollars, and cuts an apple in half?
A: A government program to cut an apple into quarters.
Yup!!
That’s getting promoted…
A kid, who just learned punctuation?
Is helping me: to type!
One day she’ll know; more than I do!
But I won’t let her near my pipe!
A cat who just discovered
How warm a keyboard is
Wants to tell the Internet:
Bjwecvow fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Memorial Day Poem
“Cry havoc!” quoth the Bard,
“Let slip the dogs of war!”
No dogs, though, cheered that deadly word
That had been slipped before.
The world will selfishly little note
What Abraham Lincoln said
What we say here. And what he wrote
Went unheard by the dead.
Each crusade on earth, it seems,
Sends heroes unto hell
Is it worth their hopes and dreams?
Live poets never tell.
EDIT:
Line 7: “What we say here. His famous quote”