Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
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Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
That’s embarrassing… Now floating around the internet: pictures of Bernie Sanders holding…
…forth…
…conflicting views that make his brain seize up and start smoking…
…Das Kapital…
…a dead mans hand.
…his participation trophy.
…a hard-charging Joe Biden, and drawing a flag for it…
…and telling the cops, “Honest, it’s not my stuff”…
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his own.
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well I’m not saying its an Alien but… its an Alien.
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…a copy of the Communist Manifesto and giving a thumbs up.
…Moochelle close while Barry looks on.
…a black man while hugging a chicken.
Ugh… I was thinking of Anvil Joe on the 2nd one. But hey, they’re all the same.
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a straw!
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a fake severed head of Donald Trump.
(We hope its fake.)
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a certain Stephanie Clifford.
… up George Soros at gunpoint for some campaign cash
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a picture of Biden holding a picture of Obama holding a picture of Hillary holding a document suspiciously looking like the Steele dossier but with the author given as Sydney Blumenthal.
Oh that’s just Obama’s birth certificate.
…a postcard from The Grand Tetons.
Oops. I was thinking of Joe Biden.
Carry on.
… the devil in the pale moonlight
…Folgers Crystals. (but he thinks its coffee)
…a can of Dapper Dan.
Isn’t Fop just as good?
I guess. Unless he’s a Dapper Dan man
Purple Drank in a Bernie X t-shirt
… an unsuited three and six against President Trump’s pocket aces.
He’ll never have a Trump card.
… Hillary’s jockstrap from 2016.
…strong, in second place.
his junk
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat…”
That would be for his crazy hair.
A dinghy for his junk.*
*(Hmmmmm… a dinghy and a junk are boats. Smells like Chinese collusion!)
… a séance to get Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s endorsement.
.
Too soon?
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…up a liquor store at gunpoint.
But never folding.
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…up a sign that reads, Higher Taxes are a Human Right.
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a flag.
Uh oh… if it’s American, this could tank his candidacy…
…his breath for 15 minutes.
…a box containing Nancy Pelosi’s original face.
… the socialist motto: Hammer and Suckle.
Other people’s money
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in his hand several envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They’ve been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls’ porch since noon today. No one knows the contents of these envelopes – but he, in his mystical and borderline divine way, will ascertain the answers having never before heard the questions.
…a young pro-life marching girl in a choke hold while Biden held down her hair with his nose.
…a door open for a person of color who had recently identified as a female.
… the duplicate key to the collusion case. They laughed at him and made jokes, but he proved it beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic
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stills from his own Moscow Pee-pee tape.
A silent movie with a tinkling piano.
How do you know it tinkles when it is silent?