Most of your questions sent in to Ask IMAO Anything were already answered. The crack team that provided the answers included:
- DamnCat
- walruskkkch
- tankdemon
- Happy Fun Ball
- FormerHostage
Bacon to you one and all!
Now for the questions that were not answered.
walruskkkch: Does a three hour tour last longer than a 5 year mission?
Depends on how you measure. 98 episodes is more than 79 episodes, but 98 30-minute episodes don’t take longer than 79 1-hour episodes, and 904 days is less than 1,000 days.
Of course, if you’re stranded on an island with a guy who can build a radio out of a coconut but can’t patch a hole in a boat, and a doofus who keeps stumbling across Japanese soldiers and mad scientists on a deserted island, it would seem longer than five years in space.
Harvey: Besides Kryptonite, what was Superman’s other weakness?
Not being real.
cayleygraph2015: Is “Hidden Miss” a better name for “The Invisible Girl” from the Fantastic Four?
It’s a good one, but would really be a great name for a character in The Venture Brothers. They should do that, and give you credit for it.
Harvey: (heard elsewhere) Why do you put your two cents in when it’s only a penny for your thoughts?
Inflation.
All of the other questions submitted were answered. Thanks again to those that helped.
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How can I stay awake on vacation when people are always telling me to soak up the Ambiens?
Emily? Emily Litella? I didn’t recognize you without the wig.
Tulsi Gabbard? I loved her as Frazier!
If the show Frazier were up against the movie Ali on another network, which would win?
The people who watch re-runs of Dragnet on DVD.
Best stone for sharpening a knife?
Kidney.
Everybody agrees that Die Hard is a Christmas movie, but am I the only one who considers Jaws an Independence Day movie?
What are the three best films to watch in celebration of our severing ties with Britain?
1776
The Patriot
Casablanca [Why? Cause its a damn fine movie, now STFU and WATCH IT!]
The Devil’s Disciple (With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas)
1776
The Perils of Gwendolyn (Why? 80s Skinemax movie that has the highest boob/frame ratio of any movie ever, ‘Murica!)
Should I attend the Straight Pride day parade in Boston on August 31st?
Yes, unless you have to travel more than 45 minutes to get there. No parade that doesn’t involve elephants or Abram tanks is worth that much travel time to attend.
Nope, less than 20 minutes and there might be some simulacrum elephants.
Well, then, have fun.
What is the antithesis of a rainbow flag? (Maybe a yin/yang symbol flag.) Be sure to take one with you.
I’m thinking something with stars
white stars
on a blue field, yes, it must be blue
and some stripes
horizontal ones.
an odd number
perhaps 13.
They should be of two colors
alternating.
the best colors being
red and white.
I think that will do.
When’s the “Writing Conservative Political Satire Pride Day” parade? I think I should take part in that one.
Or are we only allowed to be proud of congenital conditions?
I like to think my conservatism is in my basic genetic coding.
How much longer can our fine media betters keep pretending the Democratic party is not a danger to Americans?
How long ya got?