Government Program: The Glass Is Chipped and You Cut Your Lip on It Posted by Harvey on 1 June 2019, 8:00 am [Submitted by Slapout (High Praise!)]
I heard the penalty in California for owning a white glass is presently a third degree misdemeanor, a first degree misdemeanor if it’s a white plastic glass and a third degree felony if it has a plastic straw in it. Reply to this comment
Me: even more optimistic. Halfway to another glass. That is, if it’s beer.
Faulty engineering. They made the glass twice as big as necessary.
Over designed by 100%
Realist: “Time for another round.”
Socialist: “…and the round is on you.”
I heard the penalty in California for owning a white glass is presently a third degree misdemeanor, a first degree misdemeanor if it’s a white plastic glass and a third degree felony if it has a plastic straw in it.
Realist: Hey, I ordered a cheeseburger!
Pundit: “I’ll need more vodka than that if Biden wins.”