The Next Logical Step After Walking Into a Bar With Hillary and Sanders

US Chickens Headed to China After Beijing Lifts 5-Year Ban

Per the Scottsbluff (Nebraska) Star Herald | 11/18/19:

WASHINGTON (AP) — China is lifting a five-year ban on U.S. poultry, a goodwill gesture at a time when the world’s two biggest economies are trying to finalize a tentative trade deal.

China had blocked U.S. poultry imports a month after an outbreak of avian influenza in December 2014, closing off a market that bought more than $500 million worth of American chicken, turkey and other poultry products in 2013.

“The United States welcomes China’s decision to finally lift its unwarranted ban on U.S. poultry and poultry products. This is great news for both America’s farmers and China’s consumers,” said U.S. Trade Representative Robert Lighthizer, who predicted that U.S. poultry exports to China could surpass $1 billion a year.

China agreed to buy more U.S. farm products, and President Donald Trump dropped plans to hike tariffs on $250 billion worth of Chinese imports.

I know there’s a joke in there somewhere about white meat becoming Red meat, but let it pass. In the meaantime, savor General Sun Tzu’s chicken.


5 Comments

  1. The next logical step after walking into a bar with Hillary and Sanders…1. Drink heavily. 2. Make them pay for your drinks (after all they need your vote). 3. Sneak out the back door the first chance you get. 4. Set Hillary up with the bartender. 5. Set Sanders up with the bartender (only in SF).

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