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Straight Line of the Day: A Textbook Example of Pouring Money Down the Drain Would Be…

Straight Line of the Day: A textbook example of pouring money down the drain would be…

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Who says investment in infrastructure doesn’t pay off?

Random Thoughts: Star Wars and The Babylon Bee Book

watching Deadwood
“Al Swearengen? More like Al Profanity-engen.”

So my Macbook Pro suddenly shut off the other day despite being plugged in. I then noticed it didn’t close proper. And that the bottom was being pushed off of it. Looks like the battery started swelling. Never a good sign when solid-state stuff starts moving.
Another really bad sign with modern-day electronics is when they smell. Electronics should not have a smell. Luckily, no smell so far. As that would probably be battery acid or something.
Usually, the bad electronics smell is smoke. First thing I learned as a baby engineer is that all electronic components have smoke in them. If the smoke ever escapes, they stop working.
Anyway, have a Genius Bar appointment for Thursday. I’ll see then if Apple will take responsibility for their swollen battery. Until then, stuck using a 2012 Macbook Pro like I’m in some third world country.
I’ve broken like every computer I’ve ever had because I program super-duper hard. Hopefully one day they’ll invent a computer that can keep up with me.

It is absolutely baffling to me that anger at student loans is directed anywhere other than the overpriced colleges who made them necessary.

And yes, if you want college prices to drop immediately, have the government stop guaranteeing student loans.

I remember back when I was a kid and the closest we got to anyone ruining Star Wars was the Ewoks.
A new Star Wars movie was just an impossible dream back then.
But, hey, now we got The Mandalorian. Little Frankie would have loved that.
Hopefully not more hopes to be dashed.

It’s okay for some guys to be sissies but society will break down if too many are.

It fascinates me how there were all these Star Wars terms I knew as a kid in the pre-internet days but had no idea where they came from. Like, I knew Boba Fett wore “Mandalorian armor.” Where that knowledge came from, no idea.

I can’t tell if it’s good acting in The Crown because none of the actors talk like actual human beings but maybe that’s how the people they’re imitating all actually sounded.
Like the guy playing Prince Phillip talks like he can’t fully open his jaw and has to grunt out his words. Great acting or horrible acting? I don’t know.

The government paying off student loans is so terrible in so many different ways I feel like I’m being punked.

Canceling student debt has an even lower chance of fixing everything than that amnesty in the 80s had at fixing immigration — and a much much bigger chance of making everything worse.

I like how the new Star Wars Minecraft DLC is just stuff from the original trilogy and The Mandalorian. That’s all the Star Wars you need.

I have not talked enough about how beautiful The Babylon Bee book is. It really is one of the best books I’ve ever seen. I wrote a number of the chapter intros and had a lot of fun doing it.
You can get it here, available for a limited time (eventually the world will end in fire).

The goal should be less people go to college. A lot of it just seems like a scam. For instance, I make good money as a computer engineer, but you don’t need four years to learn that skill. It’s silly to pretend you do.

Life Imitates Bart

Bart: Grandpa, didn’t you think it was unusual that you got money for doing nothing?

Grandpa Simpson: I just figured the Democrats were back in power.

Tuesday Night Open Thread

Normally, on Tuesday nights, the Open Thread plays a number one hit from the 1940s. Couple of reasons for that. One, I just want to have more than “Hey, it’s open thread. Go at it.” And two, we need to expose more people to good music from days past.

Tonight, though, something different, and much more current. Still, it’s 50 years old. To the day. And because it’s 50 years to the day, I’m switching formats for one Tuesday night only.

The biggest rock star of the 1970s was Elton John. Michael Jackson was big, but Elton’s 1970s star did shine brighter than Michael’s, though the talented Mr. Jackson would be considered a bigger star overall, based on his 1970s and later catalog. The 1970s belonged to Elton John.

For many, his early years are the best. I think his last really great album was Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy. Although Blue Moves and Rock of the Westies were pretty good, they showed the beginning of his downward spiral. He had some good stuff in the years since, of course, but the classic Elton John is the Elton John from the early to mid 1970s, peaking (in my opinion) with Captain Fantastic.

On November 17, 1970, fifty years ago, Elton John performed a live concert for a New York radio station. Some say it’s his best concert ever. I don’t know about that — Dodger Stadium or Thanksgiving at Madison Square Garden with John Lennon might be better — but it was so popular (people buying bootleg copied from bootleggers who recorded the broadcast) that it forced the record company to release an official version. That release became Elton’s fourth simultaneous Top 100 album, making him the first artist to do that since the Beatles. And this was in 1971, when his career was just taking off.

So, I’m switching gears and presenting that concert (edited for gaps, etc.).

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So Why Isn’t It 8,000 Counts of Voter Fraud?

2 Charged With Voter Fraud, Allegedly Submitted 8,000 Fraudulent Registration Applications
Epoch Times | November 17, 2020 | Jack Phillips

Two men were arrested and charged in Southern California on voter fraud charges after they allegedly submitted thousands of fraudulent voter registration applications on behalf of homeless people, said the Los Angeles County District Attorney’€™s office on Tuesday.

Carlos Antonio De Bourbon Montenegro, 53, and Marcos Raul Arevalo, 34, were charged with one count each of conspiracy to commit voter fraud, eight counts of voter fraud, four counts of procuring and offering a false or forged instrument, and other charges, said the DA’€™s office in a news release.

Do Delight Thing?

Spike Lee to Direct Movie Musical About Viagra
Variety | November 17, 2020 | Rebecca Rubin

Spike Lee’€™s next project will be a movie musical about the origin story of Viagra, Pfizer’€™s erectile dysfunction drug.

The Entertainment One film is based on David Kushner’€™s Esquire article titled €œAll Rise: The Untold Story of the Guys Who Launched Viagra.

Lee is directing the untitled musical from a screenplay he wrote with Kwame Kwei-Armah. The movie will feature original songs and music …

Watch out, man, you can die from that stuff!

Ballot-Tallying Machines

“Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them.”

— Mr. Spock, “The Ultimate Computer”

Straight Line of the Day: Whereas A Biden Concession Speech Would Sound More Like:…

Straight Line of the Day: Whereas a Biden concession speech would sound more like:…

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Monday Night Open Thread

I think the whole world has gone bananas. Partially because we don’t learn from history.

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Babesleaga Week 3 : Jayne Mansfield vs Ava Gardner

Final match of the day.

Jayne Mansfield (0-2-0 Pts. 137) vs Ava Gardner (0-2-0 Pts. 197)

Ava Gardner
Jayne Mansfield

Poll closes on Sunday November 22nd at 9:00 am.

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Who do you prefer?
290 votes · 290 answers

Babesleaga Week 3 : Gina Lollobrigida vs Jane Russell

6:00 pm.

Gina Lollobrigida (0-2-0 Pt. 213) vs Jane Russell (0-2-0 Pts. 96)

Gina Lollobrigida
Jane Russell

Poll closes on Sunday November 22nd at 9:00 am.

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Who do you prefer?
220 votes · 220 answers