. . . The Twilight Zone rejected that premise as the basis of a script. Killer talking dolls and 9 foot tall aliens were far more credible than a vegetable driving an 18 wheeler.
Back when Biden was driving 18-wheelers…I would ride a cow to the moon with a big magnifying glass. I would use that to melt that delicious, delicious cheese and make moon nachos, which I would sell in a stand on the side of the highway. ‘Ol Foggy-Bottom Joe use to love stopping for my moon nachos and a nice leg rub.
Mattel’s big wheels were lots bigger.
Back when Biden was driving 18-wheelers
They were horse drawn and Corn-Pop rode shotgun.
. . . The Twilight Zone rejected that premise as the basis of a script. Killer talking dolls and 9 foot tall aliens were far more credible than a vegetable driving an 18 wheeler.
… the National Highway system hadn’t been conceived of yet…
. . . Hunter was shaking down his classmates telling them that his father was vice principal.
…each front leg of the Brontosaurus he was driving took 4 wheels, and each back leg 4 wheels and two for the tail.
Back when Biden was driving 18-wheelers…
… he was married to Morgan Fairchild.
… his CB handle was”Foggy-bottom Joe”
You misspelled “Soggy.”
He was one of the Soggy Bottom Boys?
Soggy is what they call Dr. Jill’s “biscuits”.
Since then it’s gone to his head…
. . . he was able to take time out from his day j-o-b-s to play in the MLB All Star game and World Series every year.
…his cb radio unit was two soup cans and a long string
Back when Biden was driving 18-wheelers…I would ride a cow to the moon with a big magnifying glass. I would use that to melt that delicious, delicious cheese and make moon nachos, which I would sell in a stand on the side of the highway. ‘Ol Foggy-Bottom Joe use to love stopping for my moon nachos and a nice leg rub.
…Everyone called him J.B., had Greg Evigan’s looks, and rode with a chimp named Bear.
Back when Biden was driving 18-wheelers…
they had training wheels.
Back when Biden was driving 18-wheelers
you could be pretty sure it did not involve Aliens but…not absolutely sure.
Back When Biden Was Driving 18-Wheelers, …
…He was Semicomatose.
…he was too young to drive, but that was when he could still count to eighteen.
…fake ballots had to be delivered the old fashioned way.
…was before the time everything was called you know, the thing, and pudding was yet to be one of the one basic food group.
…Donald Trump was driving a thirty-six wheeler.
… “B.J. and the Bare” was a Secret Service code name for the Vice President and the titular-fondling president.
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