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Biden Slurs His Way Thru UN Speech, Fighting the Teleprompter and Going Into Brain Freeze
Red State | 9/19/2023 | Nick Arama

Joe Biden was giving a speech before the UN General Assembly on Tuesday. So you know it’s time to hold your breath and hope he doesn’t say anything too egregious while he’s on such a big stage.

Biden then managed to say the quiet part out loud — it was necessary to work with China, and “Nowhere is that more critical than in accelerating the climate crisis.”

Then came the battles with incoherence and the teleprompter, with Biden slurring his words.

He said “for one day” his administration has treated the climate crisis as an “existential threat.”

He didn’t seem to understand that he got it scrambled and what was written was likely “from day one.”

A comment on the internet:

“If he was drunk, he could sober up.”

Merely an Exemplar of Our Times? Or a Metaphor for Our Times?

Shocking Video Shows Bull Runner Gored as He Checks His Phone
New York Post | Sep. 10, 2023 | Jane Herz

At an Aug. 30 “bou embolat” (bull with balls) event in Alcàsser, in the Valencia province of Spain, a runner was attacked while playing with his cell phone.

In shocking video obtained by CEN Media, the muscular bull, with burning balls of flammable material attached to its horns, is seen charging towards the young man, who is distracted by his phone.

He barely sees the bull until the very last second — but by then, it was too late.

As he tries to escape, the unidentified man trips and falls. The bull is seen trampling him as spectators scream in the background. The bull wore flammable material on its horns.

Straight Line of the Day: This Guy in Turkey Got a Sentence of Over 11,000 Years. When He Gets Out, …

Turkish Crypto Boss Sentenced to Over 11,000 Years in Prison
Seattle Times | 9/9/23 | Taylan Bilgic

Faruk Fatih Ozer, who ran crypto exchange Thodex until it imploded in 2021, was sentenced to 11,196 years in prison by a Turkish court for crimes including fraud.

Delivering its verdict late Thursday, the court in Istanbul sentenced Ozer and his two siblings to similar-length jail terms, finding them guilty of aggravated fraud, leading a criminal organization and money laundering.

Babesleaga Group W : Week 3 : Samantha Fox vs Carly Simon

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Samantha Fox vs Carly Simon

Samantha Fox (2-0-0 Pts. 201 Avg. 100.50)

  • Defeated Joan Jett 104-22
  • Defeated Pat Benatar 97-25

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Carly Simon (1-1-0 Pts. 157 Avg. 78.50)

  • Defeated Madonna 108-20
  • Lost to Paula Abdul 49-74

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Babesleaga Group W : Week 3 : Paula Abdul vs Olivia Newton-John

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Paula Abdul vs Olivia Newton-John

Paula Abdul (2-0-0 Pts. 158 Avg. 79.00)

  • DefeatedTanya Tucker 84-43
  • Defeated Carly Simon 74-49

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Olivia Newton-John (2-0-0 Pts. 230 Avg. 115.00)

  • Defeated Pat Benatar 125-30
  • Defeated Tanya Tucker 105-18

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142 votes · 142 answers

Babesleaga Group W : Week 3 : Tanya Tucker vs Madonna

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Tanya Tucker vs Madonna

Tanya Tucker (0-2-0 Pts. 61 Avg. 30.50)

  • Lost to Paula Abdul 43-84
  • Lost to Olivia Newton-John 18-105

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Madonna (0-2-0 Pts. 34 Avg. 17.00)

  • Lost to Carly Simon 20-108
  • Lost to Joan Jett 14-110

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Babesleaga Group W : Week 3 : Joan Jett vs Pat Benatar

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Joan Jett vs Pat Benatar

Joan Jett (1-1-0 Pts. 132 Avg. 66.00)

  • Lost to Samantha Fox 22-104
  • Defeated Madonna 110-14

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Pat Benatar (0-2-0 Pts. 55 Avg. 27.50)

  • Lost to Olivia Newton-John 30-125
  • Lost to Samantha Fox 25-97

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Babesleaga Group W : Week 2 Results and Standings

Week 2 is over and done and let’s see who won.

Results

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Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Olivia Newton-John2 – 0 – 0230115.0048115.00-24.00
Samantha Fox2 – 0 – 0201100.5047100.50-23.50
Paula Abdul2 – 0 – 015879.009279.00-46.00
Carly Simon1 – 1 – 015778.509478.50-47.00
Joan Jett1 – 1 – 013266.0011866.00-59.00
Tanya Tucker0 – 2 – 06130.5018930.50-94.50
Pat Benatar0 – 2 – 05527.5022227.50-111.00
Madonna0 – 2 – 03417.0021817.00-109.00

Week 3

  • 10:00 am Joan Jett vs Pat Benatar
  • 2:00 pm Tanya Tucker vs Madonna
  • 6:00 pm Paula Abdul vs Olivia Newton-John
  • 8:00 pm Samantha Fox vs Carly Simon

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Miss Cardinale, you’re late.”

“Sorry Sir, I came as quickly as I could. I didn’t even have time to dress!”

“If that’s the case you can be late more often.”

“Yes sir, there were just so many votes to count.”

“Really?

“Most we ever had for winner I think.”

“Remarkable.”

Winner

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