Dog-Faced Pawnee Soldier Sues Administration for Discrimination, Harassment, Hate Speech

“I mean, just look at him,” said one administration staffer on condition of anonymity. “He looks like he could run around the White House biting Secret Service agents if we invited him here.”

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And in response to internet rumors that there’s video of Biden kicking his dog . . .

Biden rambles about TV news being dominated by dogs being ‘pushed’ in lakes as he blames ‘unhappy’ reporters for Americans thinking the economy is dire
UK Daily Mail | October 6 2023 | Nikki Schwab

President Joe Biden blamed the press when asked Friday why Americans think the economy is dire, telling a group of White House reporters ‘you all are not the happiest people in the world.’

Biden was delivering remarks about the September jobs report – in which 336,000 jobs were added to the economy, far exceeding economists’ expectations – leading to a reporter to ask why, if the numbers were so sunny, most people still don’t feel positive about the economy.

He then used a bizarre analogy about a dog being pushed in a lake to make his point about negative news coverage.

You turn on the television and there’s not a whole lot about boy saves dog as he swims in the lake, you know, they say, you know, somebody pushed the dog in the lake.”

Major and Commander were last seen biting Secret Service agents and nuns near a lake on one of Biden’s compounds.

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