I consume various nutrients and alcohol, and emit noxious by-products. Clearly, I am not at net zero, as Greenpeace would define it. But I should be by 2060. Where’s my government subsidy?
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You’ll receive it in your next tax return. Unfortunately it is currently experiencing a negative price point, so you’ll have to purchase your subsidy with an extra 5% in tax payment.
I discovered years ago, in a non-official and unsupervised, experiment that eating egg breakfast burritos contribute to global air pollution according to the SFS, the Standard Flactulance Scale.
You’ll receive it in your next tax return. Unfortunately it is currently experiencing a negative price point, so you’ll have to purchase your subsidy with an extra 5% in tax payment.
I discovered years ago, in a non-official and unsupervised, experiment that eating egg breakfast burritos contribute to global air pollution according to the SFS, the Standard Flactulance Scale.
The experiment was non-official and unsupervised? I’ll bet it was also unsanctioned, meretricious, egregious . . . outrageous!
We have government-subsidized accommodations just waiting for you – just say the secret word…
I gather net zero offsets.
I can’t mention how for legal reasons.
Serious legal reasons.
But I can say I am way below zero on the emmissions thing.