Why I Like Dogs

Posted by Oppo on 18 October 2023, 6:00 pm

“You can come home at 0300 drunk with your shirt undone, and your dog loves you and is excited to see you.”

They Want To Become Interns, But I’m Not Sure About How I Feel About Shelbys. Walrus?

Posted by Oppo on 18 October 2023, 4:00 pm

FrankJ Asks Walrus To Come In on His Day Off, But Not Whine About It on Social Media

Posted by Oppo on 18 October 2023, 2:00 pm

‘I hung up and ignored all calls from my boss’: Boss asks employee to walk five miles in below zero temperatures, critiques their ‘work ethic’

Ethic? There’s an ethic? I tell ya, I’ve gotta plead ignorance on this thing…

Straight Line of the Day . . .

Posted by Oppo on 18 October 2023, 12:00 pm

. . . courtesy of that nice Mr. Slapout that Miss Welch seems to linger with so much:

“Now that Frank J’s new cartoon series has launched…”

… the Daily Wire hired me, taking me away from my computer programming day job to work full-time as a TV show writer for them. … Chip Chilla! I was a part of developing the show since we first came up with episode ideas and am the credited writer on five of the premiere episodes (though we all contributed to each). It’s about a family of homeschooling chinchillas that go a little overboard in their lessons.

Welcome to IMAO! Rich Democrats and Bernie 3-Mansion Sanders: “No Air Conditioning For You! No Gas Stoves, No Water Heaters, No Generators! … “

Posted by Oppo on 18 October 2023, 11:00 am

And no cars, apparently.

Oh, and no crops.

Just build a wall around it already.

SI Swimsuit Madness : Round 1 Matches 27 & 28 : Results Round 1 Matches 25 & 26

Posted by walruskkkch on 18 October 2023, 10:00 am

Hi all. We have the results from last week’s matchups and the next set for your voting pleasure. Enjoy.

Results

Round 1 Match 25

Lily Aldridge 90 Defeats Lindsey Vonn 62

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Round 1 Match 26

Lorena Duran 80 Defeats Maila Manuel 51

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Round 1 Match 27

Marquita Pring vs Michelle Jenneke

Marquita Pring

Michelle Jenneke

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Round 1 Match 28

Mia Kang vs Myla Dalbesio

Mia Kang

Myla Dalbesio

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I’ve Survived a Mid-Life Crisis. But Is There a 22/7th-Life Crisis?

Posted by Oppo on 17 October 2023, 6:00 pm

It Was a Hamas Rocket That Hit the Hospital, Not an Israeli One

Posted by Oppo on 17 October 2023, 5:00 pm

IDF: Explosion at Gaza hospital was caused by errant Islamic Jihad rocket
Arutz Sheva | 10-17-2023

The IDF announced that the initial investigation into the explosion at the Ahli Baptist Hospital in central Gaza where Hamas claims as many as 500 people were killed was caused by a Hamas rocket that was misfired and struck the hospital and not by an Israeli airstrike.

The IDF statement says that “an analysis of IDF operational systems indicates that a barrage of rockets was fired by terrorists in Gaza, passing in close proximity to the Al Ahli hospital in Gaza at the time it was hit.”

This video appears to confirm that. It launches from Gaza, misfires, and strikes the ground. Even Al Jazeera broadcast it, which is like CBS and ABC and the Washington Post doing so.

An Al Jazeera broadcast documented the moment when Islamic Jihad launched a rocket which misfired and hit a hospital in Gaza, killing hundreds
https://rumble.com/v3pyqk7-an-al-jazeera-broadcast-documented-the-moment-a-rocket-misfired-hitting-a-h.html

“We can’t confirm why the hospital exploded.”

Forecast: Onset of Summer in Southern Hemisphere Will Bring Six Months of Catastrophic Warnings of Antarctic Warming

Posted by Oppo on 17 October 2023, 4:00 pm

Followed by Six Months of Silence as It Refreezes

The World’s Press Continues, Correctly, To Laugh at the U.S.

Posted by Oppo on 17 October 2023, 3:00 pm

‘Where’s Joe?’ Biden hits 1,000 days in office but has spent 300 of those in DELAWARE or on holiday, 89 at Camp David and 74 overseas, while holding only 13 solo press conferences and repeatedly tripping over
UK Daily Mail | October 16, 2023 | Nick Allen

Joe Biden hits 1,000 days in office this week – but he has spent at least 300 of them either in Delaware or on holiday, Dailymail.com can reveal.

He also spent 89 days at Camp David, the rustic presidential retreat in Maryland, and 74 days on trips overseas.

Biden’s lack of time in Washington will fuel accusations from Republicans, and concerns among Democrats, that the 80-year-old president requires too much time off because of his age.

Organization of Self-Described “Proud Fat Lesbians” Sues Switzerland for Trying To Shame and Erase Them

Posted by Oppo on 17 October 2023, 2:00 pm

I’m so freaking confused.

In Switzerland, You’ll Get a Prison Sentence for Saying This
Townhall | 10/07/23 | Leah Barkoukis

A Swiss writer has been fined and sentenced to 60 days in prison for a speech crime that’s made international headlines.

While Alain Bonnet is a controversial figure, in this instance, he was sentenced for defamation, discrimination, and incitement to hatred for calling journalist Catherine Macherel a “fat lesbian” in a Facebook video two years ago, Fox News Digital reports.

Is IMAO published in Switzerland? Am I to expect extradition by those guys from Alice in Wonderland who guard the Pope? Are their jails full of holes? What about chocolate? Do they serve excellent cheese in their jails?