I don’t happen to have the video of it handy.
But it’s Barack Obama “dropping the mike” like a tough-as-nails rapper, after saying “There’s one thing Donald Trump won’t be called: ‘president’.”
Sch**enfreude.
Archive of entries posted on August 2025
Voices of IMAO
We’re going to have a big, beautiful museum — a lot of very smart people think it’ll be the best anyone’s ever seen.
As you move through dimly lit rooms, guides will attempt to pick your pockets and introduce you to kiosks that narrate the story of vibrant people who have been through IMAO. Coin-operated kiosks.
Sample stories:
“I remember it like it was yesterday. I came here for the Babesleaga yesterday.”
“I was born a poor black child.”
“I joined too late to find out which pronunciation of Basil was correct. But I know it’s not the other one. Who are you?”
“I am a cat and feel accepted at IMAO.”
“I don’t think we’re in the right museum, dear.”
“Smarter people will be found, autochthonously, on the Mensanine level.”
Taggert: “Phew! I reckon you’all have had enough beans.”
Science Thought: CSIMAO
Straight Line Other Day: Any Other Day Than Today
Welcome to IMAO’s Side Entrance! FrnakJ’s Office Is Through the Grander Entrance
Caption This!
Babesleaga Group AH : Week 2 : Faith Hill vs Martina McBride
Babesleaga Group AH : Week 2 : Trisha Yearwood vs Sara Evans
Murder Hornets Lament Being Kicked Off News by Teens, D.C.
California Condemns Love Shack for Multiple Code Violations; Threatens To Seize It By Eminent Domain
Babesleaga Group AH : Week 2 : Deana Carter vs Shania Twain
Straight Line of the Day: Recycled Ad
IMAO doesn’t have an ad campaign, but rather than create a new one, wants to revive one someone else created. It’s not really stealing because it’s all electrons.
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How about this? A female viewer scrolls through IMAO and asks “Where’s the Beefcake?”
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“Please Don’t Squeeze the Emu” (Never mind. It’s a self-correcting problem.)
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“If You’ve Got the Time, We’ve Got the Beer” (No modification necessary.)
Babesleaga Group AH : Week 2 : LeAnn Rimes vs Lee Ann Womack
Babesleaga Group AH : Week 1 : Results and Standings
Week 1 is in the books and off we go.
Results
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| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
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| Shania Twain | 1 – 0 – 0 | 89 | 89.00 | 13 | 89.00 – 13.00 |
| Faith Hill | 1 – 0 – 0 | 72 | 72.00 | 32 | 72.00 – 32.00 |
| Sara Evans | 1 – 0 – 0 | 65 | 65.00 | 41 | 65.00 – 41.00 |
| LeAnn Rimes | 1 – 0 – 0 | 57 | 57.00 | 44 | 57.00 – 44.00 |
| Trisha Yearwood | 0 – 1 – 0 | 44 | 44.00 | 57 | 44.00 – 57.00 |
| Martina McBride | 0 – 1 – 0 | 41 | 41.00 | 65 | 41.00 – 65.00 |
| Deana Carter | 0 – 1 – 0 | 32 | 32.00 | 72 | 32.00 – 72.00 |
| Lee Ann Womack | 0 – 1 – 0 | 13 | 13.00 | 89 | 13.00 – 89.00 |
Week 2
- 10:00 am LeAnn Rimes vs Lee Ann Womack
- 2:00 pm Deana Carter vs Shania Twain
- 6:00 pm Trisha Yearwood vs Sara Evans
- 8:00 pm Faith Hill vs Martina McBride
