Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
An American just completed the first solo crossing of the Antarctic. His first words upon finishing…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
An American just completed the first solo crossing of the Antarctic. His first words upon finishing…
“To hell with signs on the moon. We need signs pointing out the way of the Great North West Passage because I had to make a U turn in Siberia”.
Why he quoted Bugs Bunny what else could he do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TUwHTfOOU
“To get to the other side.”
IT’S…
Oh, my aching back!
Mam, I just flew in all the way from Siberia and WOW, are my arms tired ?
“So I didn’t see any ants.”
“Oh, what the . . . ? Someone go back and get a whole s***load of dimes.”
…”Where’s all the white wimmen at?…Oh, sorry – I was snow-blind there for a minute.”…
…”I gotta get a better travel agent.”…
Al Gore was right. I didn’t see one polar bear the whole journey.
“Global warming my frostbitten ass!”
“Well, Obama’s birth certificate isn’t here.”
That’s because it’s in Kenya!
I’m going to Disney World!