Today’s wisdom comes from an eight-year-old Shyna who is well on his path to being a wise samurai:
There should be no monkeys in the world.
Ken Wheaton has the full context.
Today’s wisdom comes from an eight-year-old Shyna who is well on his path to being a wise samurai:
There should be no monkeys in the world.
Ken Wheaton has the full context.
Yeah, I suppose I can understand how having skin ripped off would make you not like something. Although Frank, if he had only looked at your site, he would have known to shoot the monkey on sight.
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Yeah, me neither.
Trucido, your starting to sound like John Kerry. I commented before I decided not to comment.
Could that stand up in a court of law? I killed him before I decided not to kill him. Therefore, the charges should be dropped. Hey, it’s not my fault he didn’t get back up when I said I changed my mind!
I have been insulted. Comparing someone to sKerry is slander (even if it IS Kerry) and we shall settle this with a duel. Elastics at five paces. And no paperclips on the elastics; that hurts.
Sorry, didn’t mean to insult you, I was aiming at humor but now it looks like I have to aim at your head! No paperclips? Not even the cutsey colored plastic ones?
I’m warnin’ ya rabbit, I got real good at this one day in the office after taking waaaay too much pain killer. Not that I remember exactly but they had to be telling the truth because there were elastics all over the floor and poor Angela lost an eye. Now we call her Matey.
Oh yeah? Well hows about this?
I’m half horse, half alligator, and part snapping turtle. I can run faster, jump higher, shoot straighter, dive deeper, and come out drier than any man in my dorm room while still asleep! With my thumb Betsy here, I can hit a doorknob at 15 feet with both eyes closed and my back turned while underwater. And of this, I am sure for sartin.
P.S. I don’t use paperclips; I prefer rebar.
Yet another use for the SMITE lazer
What are you trying to say, Rob? 🙂
SMITE could make a 11-year-olds (these things take time to build)
dreams of a monkey free world come true;
respect to spacemonkey that is. %)
That would be so cool. You’re watching some rainforest documentary when all of a sudden, you see a charred monkey falling through the branches.
“The Simian BBQ, tonight only on National Geographic!”
Simian BBQ… is that a BBQ where we eat monkeys, or is it a BBQ hosted by Dems?
Trick question. Let’s have Fat Bastard moore host it. He could eat the monkeys raw and then we SMITE him. Two birds (one turkey) with one stone.
ARRRGH. A pox on thee and thine trick questions!
Yours was the trick question T.
Let’s just tell the dims that Fat Bastard is having a BBQ and get them condensed into one area. SMITE the dims (bastard incl.) on a low setting so the flesh peels off the bone, add seasoning, and send to The Sudan in boxes marked “U.S. RELIEF” !
See, they had the power to end world hunger all along. Leftists are just idealists w/out having any real ideas. Heck, moore could feed the entire Southern Hemisphere if SMITed just right…
Oh. I knew that. Haha! I smart!
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