Oh My Kerry (see post below)
Only 16 days remaining to Halloween!!!
It’s coming and of course that means that people will have to figure out what they want to be this year.
I was thinking….
What halloween costumes would you choose for your favorite celebrity?
Michael Moore. He could lose weight, put on a red cap and go as Mt. Saint Helens.
Sean Penn: Team America Puppet
Al Gore: Rosie O’ Donnell costume.
Yep, it’s time to have a Pick A Celebrity and Costume Contest.
Winners decided by me, RightWingDuck. Host of www.rightwingduck.com. A site you should visit every day and mention to everybody you know.
Linkage available to winners along with an Ask RWD question. I’ve never tried that before – if you ask a difficult question I’ll just edit it and make it easy. Or I’ll do like in the debates and answer a completely different question.
First!
Dubya, in full military (“dress” not “work”) uniform.
How about Kerry as a baby killing soldier from Viet … wait …
Okay, how about Hilary Clinton as a WMD? Or Bill Clinton as Hugh Heffner?
John Kerry, in a baby outfit with a diper.
“You want this man for your president?”
Dan Rather as a journalist.
Ben Affleck as Matt dae-monnnnn
I think the scariest costume possible would be W dressed up as Kerry. He could carry a sign with ‘Flip’ on one side and ‘Flop’ on the other. I’m not certain how he’d get the botox look though. Maybe a hard plastic mask rather than prosthetics…..
KES, thank you for the idea. I already ordered my Scary John Kerry mask for Halloween, now I’m going to have to take a sign with me that says Flip on one side and Flop on the other.
Funny stuff.
I think Bill Clinton as Hugh Heffner is the funniest suggestion I’ve seen thus far…I myself have no suggestion at this time.
Ter-AYY-zah Hines could go as a giant ketchup bottle. Papier mache and chicken wire. It would be hilarious.
Group costumes are the most fun!
Michael Moore is about as wide as he is tall, so he can be a carpenter’s measuring tape.
Linda Rounds – er – Rondstadt- can be a plumb-bob.
Sean Penn is kinda pointy, with the nose and all, so he can be a pencil.
Joh Kerry only needs a funny hat and he’ll look just a hammer.
Together, they can be Osama’s Tool Box!
I’m slapping green dollar-sign stickers all over a Porky Pig mask, dressing former Enron advisor and NYT “columnist” Paul Krugman in a 3-piece suit, and have him go as a capitalist pig.
How about Classic TV themes?
John Edwards as Potsie
Elizabeth Edwards as “The Skipper”
Teresa H-K as Aunt Bea
Chad Clanton as Alex Keaton
Mary Beth Cahill as Maude
what the heck just happened over here? I’m getting a serious spike in traffic from my trackback to Frank’s cartoon – anybody know who linked to it?
I know this is slightly off topic, but could you please replace the T-shirt ad that was up before. I think the shirt said “Peace thru Superior Firepower”.
Actually I have no what the shirt said but it was definitely being worn by a girl with long blonde hair who was was wearing jeans, standing with her back to the camera and looking over her shoulder.
I’d just like to have it back up because…uuuummmm…you know…uuummmm…I really, uh, like uuhh…the shirt…yeah that’s it, I really like the shirt.
Careful Slim! I believe you’re talking about Frank’s sweetie, SarahK, winner of the famous T-Shirt Babe contest!
BTW, Sarah, in response to your question to me several threads before, as far as I know, I’ve always had an ‘e’ in my nic. Why? (Yes, I’m the one who secretly lusts after Frank, even though he’s young enough to be my, um, younger brother, Yeah that’s it!)
BTW, the peace through superior firepower ad is a different ad than the IMAO shirts.
You know, if you like an advertiser, you should visit their SITE.
Oh, how about Bruce Springsteen dressed up as Reverend Jim from Taxi?
Hahahah Mount St. Helens, AHAHA…
good one ducky
Hmmm..I’m confused. If it’s Frank’s sweetie then why is she advertising SOMEONE ELSE’S T-SHIRTS????
Something is wrong here…very very wrong. Also Mr. Duck…WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO GO TO ANOTHER WEB SITE? Very disturbing indeed.
Also,Sarah, can you please send me that picture? I really like the shirt.
Al Sharpton as a whore… Oh wait…
For Halloween I put a life size scarecrow in the hall outside my office last night. This morning it scared the crap out of everyone. Now two weeks of getting used to seeing it there and then on Friday before Halloween I trade places with the scarecrow and grab their arms as they walk by. I did it two years ago in El Paso and one guy actually shit in his pants and his kids cried. Too funny. We will set up a camera to catch the action. One question one of the girls here is 7.5 months pregnant, the baby will be okay if its born here in the hall right?
Robert Reich as a Jawa… or an Ewok. I guess he could be E.T., too, with the sheet an all, for Halloween.
Sigh.
Okay Slim.
There were two sites.
And one of them was an advertiser.
You SHOULD visit advertisers. That’s a good thing.
In fact, you should go visit one now.
(tap tap tap) Still here?
I agree- that Firepower babe was a total babe.
I can’t comment On SarahK she’s my blogmother and that would just seem to weird.
You can find SarahK on the Kerry Website.
Whatever the costumes…
In. My World. Halloween. Special
’nuff said.
Hurray for Halloween.
Oops. I still don’t know what I want to be.
Dude Kerry is… Scary! Why would anyone vote for him. I would rather not have droopy the dog sitting in the oval office.
Some of the ideas already being tried out. Be sure to scroll down to Kerry’s cute little bunny costume!!!
Dang it…the link isn’t working. I just don’t get this computer-ese stuff. Try pasting this, maybe: http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=3332
Kerry should dress as “Lurch”
Bush should dress as “one of the monkeys from that damn dirty movie”
Rumsfeld should dress as “Jack the ripper” or “as a ninja”
Rice should dress as “2008 president”
Edwards should dress as “Richard Simmons”
FrankJ could go as a Liberal. Now that’d be REALLY scary!…
(…and strategically sound, too. Get a man on the inside and have him steal from their food supplies. Liberals are no good without food, even if it is Tofu and salad …)
I’m gonna dress up as a box of Special K, but have a knife tucked in my belt……cause cerial killers get to star in made for tv movies you know.
Oh, thanks Duck, NOW I understand (rolls his eyes).
Yes, it is good that you explained that whole “visiting sponsors” thing. Now I truly understand the concept…you know, whereas I did not before.
Or should I say:
“Boy howdy, that there Duck guy’s REAL smart, ain’t he Ma? Yep, he’s dang smart!”
“Why he shor is Slim. He done explained all about them thar big city Innernet advertisin’ deals. They don’t get much smarter n’ that!”
“Don’t I know it!”
I was born October 31, 1983. Is it ok if I wear my birthday suit on Halloween?
Either way I will probably be naked as I will be getting plastered.
Stephen Hawking: dressed up like Christopher Reeve.
Yeah, I’m aiming for the tastelessness award.
How about this:
Sandy Berger, dressed up as a file cabinet.
shepshep: ROTFLMPTO! That made me laugh so hard my kitty jumped out of my lap and gave me the most disgusted look.
Rosie O’Donnell in desert BDU pants and a brown T-Shirt…with a cigarette.
Noah Chomsky, naked, with a canvas bag on his head…on a lease.
on a leash, dammit!
shepshep, that is brilliant!
Kerry as jar jar binks….or bill as hillary…or how about a combination as billary
Michael Jackson as a priest
I’m no celebrity, but I’m thinking about going out dressed like Osama bin Laden. My desert robes will be open to reveal two things: a belt made from red-painted PVC pipe and wire, and a Kerry/Edwards campaign T-shirt.
Now I’ll just have to draw up some “Jihadistanis for Kerry” literature to hand out…
Okay… this took some thought…
Bill Clinton = “Bad Santa”
Hillary = The Nazi woman from Austin
Powers (wtf is her name?)
Dubya = The Duke or Dirty Harry
Laura = Scarlet O’Hara
Kerry = A Mime (then he’ll finally shut
up for a minute!)
Edwards = Gomer Pyle
That’s all I’ve got for now.
Colonel Klink, I believe you are referring to Frau Farbisina (sp?)… That costume would work better with Tah-RAY-zah… And Mrs. Edwards could go as the Frau’s lover from the sequal, Unibrow.
Ann Coulter in Trinity-like black leather catsuit.
Martin Sheen in tiger stripe camo as a trigger happy Army Captain sent by the Company to whack a renegade Idiotarian Lurch look alike. Or he could pretend he’s not the President.
“Ann Coulter in Trinity-like black leather catsuit”
(glazed eyes)uuuuhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm!
Huh? What? Oh yeah…costumes.
How about sKerry as Gomer Pyle and Carvelle as Sgt Carter?
Ter-ah-zah could go as Frau Blucher (lighning flash – horse whinny) from Young Frankenstein.
The only thing I can come up with for Edwards is the label of a baby food jar…or maybe Chuckie from the movie.
Bill Clinton could go as an effective president and Hillary could go as a classy lady.
How about Ann Coulter as Emma Peal from the old series “The Avengers”? For those of you too young to remember…think black, tight, one-piece jumper and stiletto heels…packing heat (although I could never figure out where she kept it!)…
(glazed eyes)uuuuhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm!
Well Carville is Gollum. Can’t do anything else with that mug.
From JibJab, Kerry as Herman Munster
Dick Cheney as Darth Vader, Bush as the Emporer, Ann Coutler as Leia (Slave Girl. of course)
former hostage, you’re mostly right, but I don’t recall many heels on Mrs. Peel and she didn’t need no stinkin’ gun. though I think she did have one in the opening credits. She WAS considered more dangerous than Steed, though she seemed to get tied up a lot. ;D
How about John Kerry as Devo…whip it good! Or possibly John Kerry as president, that might be the most scary costume imaginable. Okay, time for Dubya…hmmm…I think godzilla would be cool. More for Kerry, a clown, a vietnam soldier, the moon (because of his moon shaped head for those of you with no imagination), frankenstein, a hippy protester, count chocula, and last but not least…an orange.
An Adult Group costume idea:
Mary Cheney dressed in dominetrix best.
Alexandra and Venessa Kerry in see-through dresses on leashes.
My VP’s daughter dominates both your Senator’s daughters.
Hey, if they can use Mary Cheney to score points, we can use Kerry’s girls for cheap laughs
Maggie,
That’s Right!!! She had no gun most of the time. But remember, whenever she snap-kicked the bad guys in the chin you could see the heels.
I’m also relieved that someone else noticed her habit of getting tied up. I wasn’t sure if it wasn’t just my latent S&M fetish acting up…not that I have a fetish…and certainly not an S&M one! I just happened to notice that she was tied up…in those tight leather outfits…stretched tight because her hands were behind her back…helpless…unable to resist…at my mercy…I mean the bad guys’ mercy…I mean…it…uh…Hey look! Rudy Gulliani!
(sneaks out of room)
Rudy – That’s great. Rudy as Dubya. Dubya as Trump. Or Cheney as Trump.
FrankJ as Dave Matthews. Or Jonah. Or a kitten.
Duck as a goose.
Trey and Stone (South park guys) as Bush/Cheney.
Theresa could comb her hair, wash her face, put on some makeup, and go as a possesed Linda Blair.
John Edwards as Oral Roberts (HEAL, Father!)
John Kerry as Treebeard.
Wrap Michael Moore up in light bulbs and send him out as the Death Star.
Michael Moore = Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs
Condi Rice is the Catwoman
Edwards is Dr. Strangelove (“I can walk!”)
W. would be Han Solo
Zell Miller could be the library cop from Seinfeld
and Michael Moore is obviously Fat Bastard
I actually saw this on a picture and it was creepy: Kerry as Frankenstien (sorry about the spelling).
John Edwards already looks a lot like John Boy Walton to begin with, why not work with that.
John Edwards as Alfred E. Neuman
Michael Moore as the equator
I would be David Rasche as Sledge Hammer.
All I need now is a smaller gun.
the equator…hahahahahahahahahaha!
Go as a drunken Bush. Or snorting coke–which he did in his “mispent youth” in his FORTIES…
All you need is a Bush mask and a bottle and some moderate drunken acting skills.
Yes, laugh at me now while you still can. You little people are such fools. That is why you refuse to bow when I speak. You will get yours, you idiots. John & I know what is best for you peasants even though you do not. We long so for the good days, the European days of elegance when royality was respected. Ants!!! Insects!!! Middle class riff-raff. You make fun of us because we do not pay taxes on my $3.2 billion in assets. You make fun of us because we pay the bare minimum of 11.983% in taxes on my $80M/yr income while I support a 30% tax on any family earning over $100,000. You ignorant scum. I suport the outsourcing of all the Heinz manufacturing plants and their thousands of jobs so that my income will grow even more while my husband tells you about all the bad outsourcing plotted by evil US corporations. Worship me and my waned beauty or I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
Put a toy ambulance on a coat hanger and place the hanger over your shoulders so that the ambulance is facing away from you and you a standing behind it. Start to jog. You are now John Edwards the ambulance chaser! Enjoy!
You guys are all f***ed in the head. Have a great life. Love Canada