It has been known for years that Mars, the planet not the candy bar, has carbon dioxide in its atmosphere.
Now there is evidence that methane also exists in the martian atmosphere.
As any good little tree hugger will tell you about carbon dioxide and methane,’THOSE ARE GREEN HOUSE GASES!’ The all caps simulate the pain caused by being crushed by a bulldozer or logging machine.
I want to be the first to say we must act to order to SAVE MARS NOW. Those green house gases must be reduced. Else all the coastal cities on Mars could be flooded with frozen seawater caused by colliding meltingglaciertsunamicaines.
SAVE MARS NOW! The danger is real. All liberals, heed the call and tie yourselves to a rocket today so we can SAVE MARS NOW!
It doesn’t have to be a rocket on the way to Mars either. Because we can meet up in orbit at the International House of Planetsavers and all carpool aboard a Mars-bound rocket, so we can all SAVE MARS NOW!
SAVE MARS NOW, because if we wait till the day after tomorrow IT MAY BE TOO LATE!
SAVE MARS NOW!
That just blew my mind, mr. talking monkey from space! how is space btw? are there enough chairs?
oh yeah… FIRST!
that was funny.
First it was “no nukes”,then “save the whales”,and now “save Mars”.I’ll give those toe twiddling liberals one thing; what they lack in intelligence,decency,and plain old common sense,they more than make up for in persistence.But that ain’t really a compliment,since the same can be said for cockroaches and Ebola.
What’s next,we gotta save those glass worms on Mars?
meltingglaciertsunamicaines!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!
adam
Hey, Moe.
Easy on the cockroaches.
I have been so christened by “Harvey” (if that’s his real name…
There’s an IHoP in SPACE?!!! Are they still serving stuffed crepes?
meltingglaciertsunamicaines
Oh my gosh! You are right SM!
However, someone (like you) should do a study of the effect of the grenhouse gas released each time a carbonated beverage is popped open on this planet. It could be another reason to take the soda machines out of the schools. Can’t you see the sprite guy hanging his head in shame for melting the coca-cola polar bears?
Where’ the t-shirts? You have to move fast to capitalize on things like this!
T-shirt you mean, I sold the one we made for 2 grand. Supply/demand and all that.
You forgot the worst part: Mars has NO OZONE LAYER! Liberals line up to go bring Ozone to Mars to protect it!
Oh yeah before you go, buy some of this sun tan lotion I just bought stock in.
The whole solar system is messed up. Venus is totally covered by greenhouse gasses.
Titan is covered in carbon chains, which is a fancy word for oil!
Oil all over the surface! Interfering with little alien breathing, getting in their gills/feathers/whatnot.
That’s not to mention all the CO2 and methane all over Titan (and Triton too).
Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune? How much you wanna bet those are greenhouse gasses all the way down?
Man, it will be expensive building all those rockets, but I’m sure it will be worth it when the Lefties get there and can begin saving the other planets. We need you!
Bush’s Titan Refuge Drilling Initiative