Marky Katharine Ham Does Not Have a Face Like a Baboon’s Butt

2006liveblogbanner.jpgI’m sorry. SarahK yelled at me for saying it earlier. MKH is in fact as cute as a button (which you can see for a fact by watching any HamNation). She should be on CNN tonight with other bloggers and will also be blogging all night at TownHall.
[SarahK: Mary Katharine, I apologize for my husband, who is an idiot. I jumped all over him tonight and told him that if he wants to continue to get your attention, the way to do it is not to call you ugly, as y’all aren’t in 1st grade. He thought it was so funny to say such things about you, because it was so obviously not true, but I have corrected his stupidity.
See, the other day in the car on the way home from church, he said something about you, and I said, “Hey, why’d you say she’s cute as a button? You can’t flirt with her!” and he said, “I’m not flirting. Do you want me to say she’s ugly?” and I said, “Yeah, do that,” and rolled my eyes. And he’s really dumb, so he actually did that.
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3 Comments

  1. This is something they should make a man-law about. And women wonder why men have mid-life crises? It’s because they’ve realized they’re about to retire, and will have to be around wifey ALL DAY!!!

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