I like to keep this site family-friendly–or, at least, not obscene–but I felt compelled to compare passing a non-binding resolution to masturbation. This post was linked by Salon and we got some… uh… new commenters on the subject. Many disputed the similarity between passing a non-binding resolution and Harry Reid going to his office to masturbate saying that such a resolution was more like public masturbation.
“I would like to bring to your attention amendment number–HARRY REID!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!”
More like that.
David Vogel of The Cultural Report sent me a link to this anti-Iraq War site MoveCongress.org where it’s supporting a national “Meet Up with Your Member Week.” If it takes Democrats a whole week to find their members, then perhaps masturbation is a much more complex and involving activity than a non-binding resolution and thus not a valid comparison.
I haven’t been able to find my member since Bush became President.
(long, unrelated BDS rant goes here)
Dammit, Harry, no one wants to see that! Go to your room!
We here in Minnesota can’t discuss masturbation since sending Mr. Ellison to congress. We all had our collective balls cut off and we now sit like school girls to go number 1. (USSJIMMYCARTER walks off head bowed submissively and whimpers quietly to himself “it’s been a long year for the little trooper”–)
We here in Minnesota can’t discuss masturbation since sending Mr. Ellison to congress. We all had our collective balls cut off and we now sit like school girls to go number 1. (USSJIMMYCARTER walks off head bowed submissively and whimpers quietly to himself “it’s been a long year for the little trooper”–)
Although I’ll have to wash my keyboard out now (thanks Frank) I have to say. It’s not that part of the anatomy that Libs are missing, it’s the other part.
They’ve been castrated by the likes of Hillary, Nancy and the NAG gang. That’s why they’re so afraid of everyone and everything…. no testosterone, just a whole butt load of estrogen.
I just want to mention one thing, notice the “Weekly Top Travel Deals from Bookingbuddy” ad that’s currently in place.
Specifically, notice it has “Mexico one-way fares”.
Subtle humor always makes me laugh.
Don’t we all wish it were true!
Then we would be rid of them since procreation would be beyond them.
I’m glad you calrified that, Frank.
Will passing non-binding resolutions make the Democrats go blind (as if they can see things that are as plain as the noses on their faces, anyway)?
Forget making them go blind. I’m hoping for spontaneous human combustion.
Well, I can certainly say my Congresscritter is a HUGE member, but given Ole, Ed Pastor’s Dhimmi Partyline voting record, it is quite clear he has no member.
“If it takes Democrats a whole week to find their members, then perhaps masturbation is a much more complex and involving activity than a non-binding resolution and thus not a valid comparison.”
LOOOL
At one time we had a Dick Armey running things. Now Congress is taking advice from people like Barney Frank, who has completely wrong ideas as to where to stick troops.