The most scientifically accepted unified field theory is Fred Thompson.
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Stupid scientists claim they seek the TOE for the Theory of Everything We know that they need look only as far as Thompson Of Everything and they shall seek no farther!
Frank — a little bit off topic — I know that it will be a while before you get to the White House since (cool Fred Thompson fact) while Fred Thompson is constitutionally bound to 2 terms like everyone else, his aura can serve out another 2 terms for him while he is relaxing back at home as ex-president.
However, just to have fun with the Ron Paul supporters, you should promise to, one in office, abolish the GAO, BATF, FCC, Treasury, Interstate Commerce Commission, Department of the Interior, Trilateral Commission, and Underwriters’ Laboratories (if any of them aren’t a part of the government, sue them to death). To have even more fun, pledge to expand the Federal Reserve to regulate not only money but also cottage cheese, ducks, cuisinarts, and voltage.
yup yup vote Fleming in ’40.
Fred Thompson recently looked at the Theory of Relativity and he proclaimed “Yes Democrats are Relatively Stupid” which settles the argument once and for all…
Fred Thompson just listened to Silky Pony being “interviewed” or in my opinion blown by Chris Mathews on MSNBC this morning and he proclaimed the unified field theory invalid. There are some things that are just too stupid for even scientific explanation and Fred Thompson can no longer seek complex mathematical quantum theory to explain Stuck on Stupid…
Stupid scientists claim they seek the TOE for the Theory of Everything We know that they need look only as far as Thompson Of Everything and they shall seek no farther!
This YouTube video has over 900,000 views. Many of them were by Fred Thompson who watches it several times each day.
Frank — a little bit off topic — I know that it will be a while before you get to the White House since (cool Fred Thompson fact) while Fred Thompson is constitutionally bound to 2 terms like everyone else, his aura can serve out another 2 terms for him while he is relaxing back at home as ex-president.
However, just to have fun with the Ron Paul supporters, you should promise to, one in office, abolish the GAO, BATF, FCC, Treasury, Interstate Commerce Commission, Department of the Interior, Trilateral Commission, and Underwriters’ Laboratories (if any of them aren’t a part of the government, sue them to death). To have even more fun, pledge to expand the Federal Reserve to regulate not only money but also cottage cheese, ducks, cuisinarts, and voltage.
yup yup vote Fleming in ’40.
Fred Thompson recently looked at the Theory of Relativity and he proclaimed “Yes Democrats are Relatively Stupid” which settles the argument once and for all…
Fred Thompson just listened to Silky Pony being “interviewed” or in my opinion blown by Chris Mathews on MSNBC this morning and he proclaimed the unified field theory invalid. There are some things that are just too stupid for even scientific explanation and Fred Thompson can no longer seek complex mathematical quantum theory to explain Stuck on Stupid…
Fred Thompson will end one of the world’s worst causes of global warming….Teddy’s big mouth and fat, flatulent ass.
Fred Thompson knows all 9 billion names of G-d.
Fred Thompson NEVER bites his Tootsie Pop before he reaches the chewy center!
Fred Thompson NEVER eats more than 1 Lay’s potato chip!