Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…
Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…
well I’m not saying it is an Robot Alien but… its a robot Alien.
Domo arigato
Mr. Robato.
How dare you make such a gender assumption, Sir and/or Madam!
Only two?!?
Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…
some Anime character.
…a “very life-like” robot, designed to appear regal and rather stand-offish…
…Team Rocket!
…Hello Kitty.
Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…
Gojira!
…a shrubbery.
Ni
Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…
a large wooden badger.
…a ‘flipping’ coin.
…ASIMO.
…some third-rate American celebrity…
Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…
llamas
…a Twitter poll…
Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…
folger’s crystals
beat me to it
…Hirohito the Fourth
I’ll wait for the fifth.
…of Hero Tito’s Handmade Vodka
…a stately bonsai tree…
Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…
an Auditor of Reality
…a Toshiro Mifune look-alike
HIs mother…. .Mah Jong
…not Hillary.
Totoro
George Takei
Oh my!
Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…
Governor William J. Lepetomane.
Harumph!
a small shell script
REEROY JENKINS!
isn’t that spelled ReeLoy?
. . . someone our current president won’t bow to
…a ham sandwich.
Is he being indicted?
…a connection error message.
The Vice Manager of the Task Force on Investor Services of Japan.
Bumblebee.
Æon Flux
…Princess Peach.
Riddick
Tim Benzedrine
Bored of the Rings Bacon to you sir!
47 RONIN !
…Google AI
…a Suzuki Samurai
A Penguin.
… God-Emperor-Zilla.
… a bodhi double.
A Shinto say his name out loud.
Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…
someone who’s name shall be revealed by Moon sign.
That would have to be Godzilla-san.
…the next, next, next, next, next…in line for the throne, King Ralph!
…Johnny Lawrence
…Major Jack “Strafer” Celliers…
THIS Johnny Lawrence.
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Device President?
The Speakers of the House?
The Secretary of Solid State?
I don’t know how it works over there.
… Erizabeth Wallen.
… “Hito” O’Rourke.
… Kamala Harrishima.
… Bernie Sandals.
… Joe Biden, singing “So always look for the kaishakunin label . . “
Or that mayor with all the geisha porters. You know, the Granola Gay.
Good Lord. Seriously. He was at my place of business today. WGBH has a studio in the library and he was supposed to be on some NPR show there. I didn’t stick around to see him but the cafe where the studio is was full, probably about a hundred or so people by my estimate.
NPR fans also fans of Plugs?
Wow…joementum.
Moose and squirrel.
Rule 63 Akihito.
…Takeshi Kido…
…Senator Palpatine of Naboo. What could possibly go wrong?
Snook Dogg.
Straight Line of the Day: Japan’s Emperor Is Abdicating. He Will Be Replaced by…
ordering all the candidates to commit ritual hara-kiri, and hiring the first one smart enough to say “no”
Straight Line of the Day: Japan’s Emperor Is Abdicating. He Will Be Replaced by…
the Kaishakunin
Japan’s Emperor’s
Abdicating. He will be
replaced by… Haiku.