Caption contest! Posted by Basil on 14 October 2011, 7:00 am Did you see the pictures on Drudge last night? This deserve a caption. The winner gets … HIGH PRAISE! Okay, try anyway.
“Many great public figures have volunteered to be a part of the Obamacare Proctology Program.” Reply to this comment
“this is how many jews will be left”. “this is how many jobs I have saved or created” “this is how many souls I eat a day” Reply to this comment
If I were a photoshop guy, I’d have the image of the Mongolian president (or whatever) behind each hand. “Hand gestures from OWS have caught on with politicians. In addition to ‘twinkles,’ politicans (shown here) use the OWS sign, nicknamed ‘BOHICA.'” Reply to this comment
Oops. The two items I posted were unrelated. The mongolian thing was from the goofy picture of the prez waving in front of the Mongolian guy. The quote is my caption submission, unrelated to the other picture. I screw up teh funneh which is why I don’t have a blog or a NY Post column. Reply to this comment
And now for something completely different….a man with a tape recorder up his nose…. Reply to this comment
“Andrew Sisters Re-enactors: Ur doing it rite.” Seriously, Bob wins. “I’ll swallow your soul!” Reply to this comment
there’s only one way to turn this economy around and defeat herman cain. it’s called one, one, one! Reply to this comment
For us oldsters: “Diet Pepsi has just ONE calorie, we’ve got your number…It’s ONE! One calorie ’cause it’s all sugar free! We’ve got your number, it’s…ONE!” Reply to this comment
“And with God and this ONE finger…” from a crude but appropriate Thanksgiving joke. Reply to this comment
“I’m going to have to ask you to drop your pants and put your hands on the table please…” Reply to this comment
“Separated at Birth: The Enquirer Reveals All!” Is Basil authorized to bestow High Praise, or is this merely counterfeit High Praise? Reply to this comment
Only one of these contestants is holding up the real fickle finger of fate. Can you guess which one it is?? Reply to this comment
The number of brain cells I have is… The number of times I had an intelligent thought is… The number of times I have lied in this sentence is …. Reply to this comment
All in favor of destroying the United States signal by saying aye. It’s unanimous. Reply to this comment
One… singular sensation Every little step he takes. One… thrilling combination Every move that he makes. One… smile and suddenly nobody else will do… Reply to this comment
Sorry Comrades! I didn’t say “Stalin Says!”
Which one isn’t giving America the finger? Trick question.
1-1-1!
“Many great public figures have volunteered to be a part of the Obamacare Proctology Program.”
“this is how many jews will be left”.
“this is how many jobs I have saved or created”
“this is how many souls I eat a day”
Who believes America is evil? Raise your hands!
The Liberal Finger
Pull my finger!
“We’re from the government, and we’re here to pick your nose!”
There can be only one.
The Mad, the Pompous, and the Senile – an upcoming Clint Eastwood film!
If I were a photoshop guy, I’d have the image of the Mongolian president (or whatever) behind each hand.
“Hand gestures from OWS have caught on with politicians. In addition to ‘twinkles,’ politicans (shown here) use the OWS sign, nicknamed ‘BOHICA.'”
“One little, two little, three little idiots…”
Oops. The two items I posted were unrelated. The mongolian thing was from the goofy picture of the prez waving in front of the Mongolian guy.
The quote is my caption submission, unrelated to the other picture.
I screw up teh funneh which is why I don’t have a blog or a NY Post column.
November 2010…”Check, please…”
0U812: More booger eaters are coming out of the closet
And now for something completely different….a man with a tape recorder up his nose….
“Andrew Sisters Re-enactors: Ur doing it rite.”
Seriously, Bob wins. “I’ll swallow your soul!”
See NoEvil!Hear NoEvil!Speak NoEvil!there’s only one way to turn this economy around and defeat herman cain. it’s called one, one, one!
For us oldsters:
“Diet Pepsi has just ONE calorie, we’ve got your number…It’s ONE!
One calorie ’cause it’s all sugar free!
We’ve got your number, it’s…ONE!”
Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest!
It can go forwards or backwards!
“And with God and this ONE finger…” from a crude but appropriate Thanksgiving joke.
Twinkles – ur doin it rong
Twinkle.
As in singular, same as twinkles only with one finger.
Damncat beat me. AAAARG.
“I’m going to have to ask you to drop your pants and put your hands on the table please…”
“Separated at Birth: The Enquirer Reveals All!”
Is Basil authorized to bestow High Praise, or is this merely counterfeit High Praise?
Only one of these contestants is holding up the real fickle finger of fate. Can you guess which one it is??
One, fascist sensation, every move that they make …
Q. How Many Fascists Does It Take To Count To Three?…
We aren’t the ones we haven’t been waiting for.
Douche…..Doucher…..Douchest. In any order you like.
The number of brain cells I have is…
The number of times I had an intelligent thought is…
The number of times I have lied in this sentence is ….
All in favor of destroying the United States signal by saying aye. It’s unanimous.
1 for the monkey
1 for the show
1 for the Botox
let’s go
“My IQ?”
One of these things is not like the other. . .
Oh wait . . .
They all forgot to stick their thumbs out to make it an “L”.
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One… singular sensation
Every little step he takes.
One… thrilling combination
Every move that he makes.
One… smile and suddenly nobody else will do…