Random Thoughts

Things often overwhelm and underwhelm, but seldom do things just whelm.

I’ve been using a beta version of the new gmail for awhile so I’d be less upset when forced to switch to it.

Dinosaurs were just too awesome to stick around. They were like the show Firefly.

Distaraptor divided by timearaptor equals velociraptor.

Someone has to be geeky enough to point out that the raptors actually cancel out in my equation.

I support double standards. I expect better behavior out of conservatives than I do liberals.

If someone like Ted Kennedy was tolerated in the GOP, I would never have had anything to do with them.

16 Comments

  1. Frank, I think your velociraptor equation is incorrect. It only works if distanceraptor is a vector, and since dinosaurs are reptiles, they are clearly scalers. (c’mon, somebody here has got to laugh at that. What do you mean, “nobody likes bad physics puns”?)

    In that case, since distanceraptor is a scalar, then distanceraptor / timeraptor = speedraptor, which sounds almost as cool as velociraptor.

  2. Things often overwhelm and underwhelm, but seldom do things just whelm.

    The same is true of high jinks. Do people ever hang out and have low jinks? Sometimes when i go online I wonder what kind of jinks Frank J. is up to.

    What about inert? Did anyone ever warn you, “Look out! That gas is ert!”

    But I gress. Never at a loss for words, I seem to be having my normal verbal prostipation today.

  3. It’s amazingly simple to determine when new parents discover each new facet of children’s programming as it suddenly appears in other areas. Apparently, this week brought the discovery of Dino Dan.

    …either that or Barney. But, I’m giving Frank and Sarah the benefit of the doubt.

  4. So if Herman Cain murders the girl he is having an affair with, and then goes behind the back of the president to undercut arms talks with the USSR, the democrats will accept him? Clinton was accepted for rumors of bad behaviour, and I listed what it would take to get to annointed Kennedy status.

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