If It Held Over 16 Ounces, It Would Be the Perfect NYC Protest Cup Posted by Harvey on 8 March 2013, 7:00 pm [High Praise! to iOwnTheWorld] Yeah, it’s real.
“Children, your assignment is, everyone brings a cup tomorrow, okay?” “Yes, Teacher.” *Suspended* Reply to this comment
“Oooo. That’s a cool cup!” “Can I hold it?” “Take a drink and bang, you’re dead!” “Hahahahahahaha! (chorus of children) Reply to this comment
Regulations state there are no more than 2 shots of espresso allowed in said cup. If you don’t have a permit for that cup, you’re going to jail. Good luck with the concealed carry on that. Reply to this comment
CarolyntheMommy, regarding concealed carry, don’t you think one’s pants would either get wet or bulge out and give it away? Also, what would the TSA’s reaction be to that cup. Inquiring minds want to know these things (prior to purchase, of course). Reply to this comment
“don’t you think one’s pants would either get wet or bulge out and give it away?” That’s what she said. The TSA’s reaction if you are a middle-eastern-looking male would be to offer you cream and sugar with that if it’s under 3 oz. If you’re an elderly cancer patient or a toddler, they’ll frisk you, pat you down, and probably detain you for hours. Nah – they’ll just naked scan the coffee. Reply to this comment
But the cream and sugar magazines are really expensive.
Banned!
Wait. How many shots of coffee can it hold?
I don’t think I like this. ~ Nanny Bloomberg, Lord Protector of New York.
“Children, your assignment is, everyone brings a cup tomorrow, okay?”
“Yes, Teacher.”
*Suspended*
“Oooo. That’s a cool cup!”
“Can I hold it?”
“Take a drink and bang, you’re dead!”
“Hahahahahahaha! (chorus of children)
Regulations state there are no more than 2 shots of espresso allowed in said cup. If you don’t have a permit for that cup, you’re going to jail. Good luck with the concealed carry on that.
CarolyntheMommy, regarding concealed carry, don’t you think one’s pants would either get wet or bulge out and give it away?
Also, what would the TSA’s reaction be to that cup.
Inquiring minds want to know these things (prior to purchase, of course).
“don’t you think one’s pants would either get wet or bulge out and give it away?” That’s what she said.
The TSA’s reaction if you are a middle-eastern-looking male would be to offer you cream and sugar with that if it’s under 3 oz.
If you’re an elderly cancer patient or a toddler, they’ll frisk you, pat you down, and probably detain you for hours.
Nah – they’ll just naked scan the coffee.
I like the high capacity caffeine clip