I’ve decide hating Obama is too hard. All the media says Obama is super awesome so it just seems like I’m missing something. Maybe we should all try liking Obama for a change.
Well, I’m going to start. From now on, I’m going to like Obama and think how great he is.
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AHH! MY BRAIN IS LEAKING OUT MY EARS! DON’T DO IT!
I agree hating is hard work.. it takes effort to hate. I dont Hate Obama, he doesnt rate that level of emotional energy. I despise his politics, which are a threat to the security of our nation and the world, but I dont hate him…. its obvious he’s just a talking head….
AHH! MY BRAIN IS LEAKING OUT MY EARS! DON’T DO IT!
Once you get past that messy part you are:
1. A zombie
2. A liberal
3. A journalist
I know the distinction is very fine but they are all just a tiny bit different.
You should have noticed Chris Buckley’s brain leaking out a couple months ago. Coulda’ saved you a lot of painful brain drain.
Kind of like Catch 22 (to paraphrase): The Prez….All you have to do is be my pal. Say nice things about me. Tell the folks at home what a good job I’m doing. Take my offer IMAO. Either that or a prepare for a new tax on your Coke-A-Cola.
All of my neighbors love and worship Obama. They’ve never been the same after all the Kool-Aid they drank rotted they’re little pea brains. They can’t figure out why I don’t worship the oh great and poweful Obama. If I start liking Obama and his policies my family has standing orders to shoot me and put me out of my misery.
It’s amazing that Obama was already able to be such a pathetic, miserable, dangerous communist that he now makes Ron Paul look like he would have been a reasonable alternative by comparison.
Yeah Frank, Obama is a GREAT liar.
Welcome to Stepford IMAO. Just remember your Happy Thoughts: Happy Thought #1) George Soros knows what’s best for you. Happy Thought #2) The Pods are your friends. Happy Thought #3) The Spores of Alien Flowers are your friends. Happy Thought #4) Cannabis Sativa is your friend. Happy Thought #5) ‘Shrooms are you friends. Happy Thought #6) ‘Pee Wee’s Playhouse is sum of all knowledge. Happy Thought #7) Group Think will set you free. Happy Thought #8) The Media will never lie to you. Happy Thought #9) O-bah-muhh is an America-loving,Constitution-revering, Christian, Bi-Racial Unifier. Happy Thought #10) The Leakage from your ears will stop when you have been fully assimilated.
joseph obama
Just let your brain keep leaking till it’s gone and you are set, Frank! You will then be a Democrat! Oh yea…go down to the Vet and have your testicles removed first…
Distinctions for those who don’t know:
1. A zombie – Eats only living creatures.
2. A liberal – Eats only unborn babies and people deemed wealthier than they are.
3. A journalist – Eats anything, but prefers the freshest excrement.
Good luck with that.
Is this like in Wrath of Kahn when he sticks those bug things up their ears?
I, too, have decided not to hate Obama.
Let me speak now of his greatness.
Have you not noticed that since Obama was elected, no American cities have been desecrated by roving bands of Gypsies?
Has it escaped your attention that no American city has, during his Presidency, been destroyed with nuclear weapons?
IS IT REALLY LEFT TO ME to point out how few droughts and hurricanes have visited upon this fine land since we forsook our evil ways and voted in The Obama?
Surely, your mind is dulled with the worst kinds of hate if these things are not apparent.
And all of it clearly due to Obama.
I don’t hate him. I can’t stand his policies.
I love the great speeches this leader gives to the wandering masses. Too few to name, I’ll throw out a quote from a previous truely great leader we have had
“A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.”
-Gerald R. Ford
Sucks in my job I can’t hate anyone…except the devil or the Antichrist maybe the false prophet of Revelation …ooo wait i see a way around this.
oops that should be “SHUCKS”. Frank don’t tell my congregation.
I go for a deep dislike. It takes a lot less work and has the same end results.
I gave my credit card company the number to the switchboard at the White House last week and told them ask for Barack. He said that he would take care of my bill if he got elected so I thought it would be okay.
What I like about the president is …
his transparency.
I mean, you can see right through him.
I don’t hate B.O. Frank is right, it just takes too much energy, time and emotion. I simply pretend he doesn’t exist, just like I pretend most of Congress, and almost all of Hollyweird don’t exist either. My time is far better spent deciding when to clean out the oven and what to use on that nasty toilet bowl ring. You know fun and important stuff like that.
Seriously the man is not worth the powder and shot to blow him to the National Press Building (which is just a hop, skip and jump from the Royal Residence) and back. He will go down in history as the most corrupt, most dishonest, most inept and the stupidest president we’ve ever had.
Bill Clinton and Jimma’ Carter must love this guy, ’cause they were tied for the honor before B.O. came along.
This is all so unseemly.
Do you not hear my words of praise for The Obama? The Most Merciful Barack has allowed us to continue with our everyday lives, if not our gainful employment, while he does the really hard work of spending money Americans won’t spend.
And yet, still you snipe at His Greatness as if he were some common, liberal hack with the gift of usually reading whatever is in front of him … or, just to the left and right of the camera shot.
Hmmm, let me try this Obama liking thing.
I’ll just flip over to MSNBC for a while
and AAAAAHHH!
oh jeez, I just puked in my mouth.
I’m waiting for someone to say to me, “He’s dead, Jim.”
If Obamas’ mission in life is to make every bastard on earth look so much better in comparison…..mission accomplished.
Now is the time for Dick Cheney to break through concrete and eat Obamas’ face.
I’ll keep my hate thank you. ‘It keeps me warm”.
IH8Socialist, If you start liking hObama, we’ll just assume he’s holding your family hostage in a state of dire peril.
I’ll leave being a hater to the leftist kooks and I’ll just stick to harshing their mellow…
*****I agree hating is hard work.. it takes effort to hate. I dont Hate Obama, he doesnt rate that level of emotional energy. I despise his politics, which are a threat to the security of our nation and the world, but I dont hate him…. its obvious he’s just a talking head….****
Naw, it’s really easy to hate BO.
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“It’s worse than that, he’s dead Jim.”
I seriously think he’d be more trouble dead than alive. Then he’s be a martyr, a hero, a saint. Now he’s just a schlub who got elected by hook and crook, who has NO idea what he’s doing and NO moral compass by which to “rule”. Sooner or later (sooner is my guess) he’s going to pull a “photo opt” deal in which someone or a group of someone’s get maimed or killed and then the constitutional crisis will commence.
He’ll be the first president jailed while in office. He’s not even smart enough to be a good crook. At least with the Hildebeast they’d at least pretend to care what the country thinks. Arrogance thy name is B.O.
If the Secret Service acted as a law-enforcement agency as well as a VIP bodyguard force, things would be a lot less wierd in DC.
“Excuse me, Mr. President, I believe what you just proposed violates the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, and 10th amendments to the Constitution. I have to arrest you now.”
“But I’m the President!”
“Yeah, but I’m the only guy in the room with a sub-machine pistol.”
“Don’t tase me, Bro!”
“I’m not your Bro.”
Who Watches the Watchmen?