[High Praise! to Neatorama]
I like this angle, and wonder how Republicans could use it against Obama.
Like this potential Chris Christie 2016 slogan:
“Obama destroyed our economy, undermined America’s credibility abroad, and ate a dog. Chris Christie promises to just eat dogs.”
Feel free to chime in in the comments if you have a variation on the theme.
“Hillary’s rival has never slept with nor trusted Bill Clinton. Which candidate has demonstrably better judgement?”
“Hillary’s husband weakened our military, ignored terrorist threats, lied to Congress and had sex with different women. Hillary will only have sex with different women.”
“Barack Obama has destroyed the US economy, used the federal government to harass his opponents, imposed a foolish health-care insurance system on Americans, and eaten a dog. I, Hillary Clinton, promise never to eat a dog.”
“I heartily endorse Obama’s call for change.”
“Obama’s told us that you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’ll still be a pig. I don’t share his amazement at this discovery. Nor have I ever understood his need to undertake the experiment.”
“I can’t promise no ambassadors will be killed during my term; but at least if any are, I promise the reason why would make a difference to me.”
No Americans were killed during the production of Bridgegate. ~ Chris Christie.
“Obama destroyed our economy, undermined America’s credibility abroad, and ate a dog. Chris Christie promises to just eat.”
There, I fixed it for you.