How I Met Your Worst Fears About How This Show Would End, Also Your Mother

— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) April 2, 2014

Of course someone of your minimal social importance would think I'm pretentious.

— Michael (@Home_Halfway) April 2, 2014

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones WHEN INSIDE THEIR HOUSE. When outside, aim away from the house.

— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) April 2, 2014

Is it illegal to yell "Kochs!" in a crowded Democrat fundraiser?

— Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) April 2, 2014

You guys! Let's reduce corruption and the influence of money on politics by making government bigger!

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 2, 2014

Something is seriously wrong when a deranged shooter is safer attacking an army base than he would be holding up a liquor store.

— Popehat (@Popehat) April 2, 2014