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[Interactive Morphing Table Surface] (Viewer #63,565)
I’m sure it has other uses, but “remote feline entertainment system” was the first thing that popped into my head.
Any ideas on those other uses?
Clearly, 3-D porn will be a reality within our lifetimes.
With the video camera, or whatever they use, capture the motion of a piston going back and forth, or up and down. When the table surface likewise goes up and down, connect a drive rod from the table surface to the original piston, and voila! Perpetual motion.
It would make a great sex aid.
Think of the rifle you could build if all the elements in that thing were firing pins.
Then again, that would probably be a waste of ammo. Oh well, a guy can dream.
Entertain acid heads for the entire 12-hour trip. That thing is cool.
A YouTube video.