18 year olds aren't going to like this but I think maybe we should put all the 18 year olds in prison.

— Ristolable (@Ristolable) April 14, 2014

Game of Thrones Spoiler: George R.R. Martin dies in the middle of the seventh book

— Mickey McCauley (@Mickey_McCauley) April 14, 2014

A guy tells the doctor "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered your knees and may never walk again."

— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) April 14, 2014

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar? This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) April 14, 2014