[High Praise! to Oppo for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?
[High Praise! to Oppo for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?
If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?
What question should I ask Frank J.?
It would be interrogative, of course.
“What’s the frequency, Frank?”
why don’t we get pictures of baby frank and buttercup?
“What’s you best bacon-cooking secret?”
“What’s the minimum number of megatons necessary for a proper moon nuking?”
“Your cookie preferences: walnuts or no?”
Was Humpty Dumpty and egg?
“If a train leaves Boston at 9:42 am, averaging 42 MPH west toward Chicago, and another train leaves Chicago at 10:04 am, averaging 48 MPH toward New York, at the point when the trains intersect, how many federal regulations would you estimate the passengers in the two trains have violated?”
“How much Hagel would a Hagelcuck chuck if a Hagelchuck could chuck Hagel?”
“Imagine the 2016 contest is Hillary Clinton vs. Chris Christie. Would you prefer carbon monoxide poisoning, wrist slashing, or bridge jumping?”
“When did the voices of Harvey and Basil first start talking in your head?”
If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?
Boxers, briefs or commando?
What does the J stand for?
What was the proximate cause of your peripatetic vision?
“Please sir, may I have another?”
Perhaps I’ve said too much…
What is your quest?
If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?
What’s your favorite color?
If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?
Are you a God?
Why do you put up with it all?
“Why do you think I want to ask Frank J. a question?” /Eliza
“If there was another major terrorist attack on New York, should Obama lay up on the 16th, or go for the green in 2?”
“Which of the SLotD regulars would you like to punch in the face hardest?”
(Not really sure I want to know that answer, come to think of it…)
“No, what are you doing at a Bronycon 2014?!”
“You want frys with that?”
Are you now or have you ever been?
Sir, are you, or have you ever been, a believer in the philosophy YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!?
WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow???
WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow???
What do you mean? An African or European Swallow?
Well I don’t know that…. AHHHHHHHHH!!!! *boom*
If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?
Does it really take a cracker to slip a rozer?
Heinlein inspired Colony on Mars? Or ship all the idiots to Mars while keeping and rebuilding the Earth?
Is your first name:
1. A verb, as in to post a letter, like the “Franking Privelege” that congressmen have, or
2. An adjective, meaning blunt and straightforward (May I be frank with you?), or
3. A noun, as in franks and beans?
Just wondering.
Frank, are you going to answer these questions?
Who am I to question you, Frank J?
Is having a pet foot reason enough to be banned from IMAO?
Can we compromise and spell Fleming with 1.5 M?
…I’m not sure what question I would ask, but the answer would be 42.
FrankJ, if you were a tree, do you think Al Gore would like you better?
Have you ever taken a Cellphie with a sell fone?
Why does it suddenly become my problem, if some cashier sneaks Canadian coins into my change?
“Where did you get the feetie pajamas, and why are you wearing them in a Piggly Wiggly?”