"CANNONBALL!" I yelled, aiming my cannon at the pool and opening fire on my enemies
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) April 28, 2014
Someone called me a "looser" in an aol poetry chat room in '97 and I didn't get back online until literally now.
— Shy Rydia (@jenicastrife) April 28, 2014
Give a man a fish, you've created a fish addict. Then you raise the price
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) April 28, 2014
The townspeople are absolutely right about Belle being weird in that first song because later she falls in love with a water buffalo.
— Kelly (@kellyanew) April 29, 2014