Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Panic! Global warming is now responsible for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Panic! Global warming is now responsible for…
… Fear itself.
Panic! Global warming is now responsible for…
Male patterned baldness.
Panic! Global warming is now responsible for…
Shrinkage.
Panic! Global warming is now responsible for…
Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber.
Panic! Global warming is now responsible for…
paying for Obamacare.
Panic! Global warming is now responsible for…
rioting Jihadis in Benghazi.
… global cooling and/or global temperature stagnation.
Panic! Global warming is now responsible for…
…my soy milk going bad 2 days before the expiration date on the carton. (Never mind, I forgot to put it back in the fridge. My bad.)
…gun crime in gun free zones
…even more appearances by Al Bore
…Mass Hysteria
…the flood in the Bible. The movie said so
Panic! Global warming is now responsible for…
whatever ya got worth panicing over.
… Chicago’s crime rate.
Burning cookies! 🙁
Just the facts…
…the coldest winter in 102 years.
…100% Arctic freeze-up.
…polar bears, seals and whales stranded above and below the ice.
…cats coughing up record fur balls.
… George W. Bush. Or is that the other way around?
…the cancellation of “Firefly”.
…dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria!
…Donald Sterling.
… those dumbass comedy awards last night.
…cookie bakers taking extended vacations.
@18 HA! If this counts as a “vacation”, please PLEASE make it STOP!!!! 🙂
Four American deaths in Benghazi. Suck on THAT, Trey Gowdy!!!
The Koch brothers. Since Harry Reid says they are primarily responsible for global warming, this leads to a never-ending cycle. Or something.
Most of my perennials not coming up this spring. 🙁
…everything that no one else wants to take responsibility for.
. . . flat beer
. . . the temperature of -9 Fahrenheit that we had here on March 3.
Anonymiss – If they didn’t come up, then they weren’t perennial, were they? (I planted seven boxwood bushes just this morning to replace seven that had died).
life being able to exist on the planet Earth. (I know it’s not funny, but it is true.)
The heartbreak of psoriasis.
…Hillary dropping the use of John Lennon’s “Imagine” as a campaign song in favor of a more apt one. http://youtu.be/njubtwoyejM
@24 They had been perennial several years previous… 😛
Sorry about your boxwoods. They’re cute. We’re too cold for those every year. 🙁
…super-cold dehydration death of perennials in Wisconsin. One more on the list!
…lack of adequate pollinators here, aka, freeze-dried bees.
…the racist attitudes of racist homophobes, and the racist racism of racist race car drivers on the racist raceways in racist southern states and racist racist racist racism. Not to mention racism…
… the Koch brothers!
…Bob Beckel’s heat stroke http://tinyurl.com/mjm9gnj
…cannibalism! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSlB1nW4S54)
…global cooling
…slowing the spread of authoritarian socialism throughout the world
…universal cooling and ultimately heat death of the universe
…IRS audits
…Trotski
…me getting “the trorskis” after eating some Borscht.
oops….that should be “the trotskis”
I blame the global warming.
@28 – You live somewhere colder than Iowa? Yikes!!
… the origin of Western snivelization.
…M&Ms melting in your hand.
@36 blarg: You wouldn’t get the trotskis if you ate my Borscht! But you would resort to grunting while you eat it.
…by the way, did you know that the word “racist” was invented to Leon Trotsky in the 1920’s to discredit and embarrass those who opposed Communism?
@42 …that is, he did not invent the concept of racism, he merely discovered how effective a tool calling people who disagree with you “racist” was and used it to smear his opposition rather than engage them with factual arguments.
…Godzilla!
… solar activity. The way puddles cause rain.
… massive erosion; regrettable, tragic, widespread catastrophic erosion — of the credibility of “scientists.”
. . . 99.8% of government grants for Science! in the last decade.
Panic! Global warming is now responsible for…
raising you kids.
liberal logic.
burning your steak.
…global frontal lobe-al destruction.
…Hillary Clinton showing signs of heart melting and/or record icing over of the spot where she should have a heart.
…cows, pigs and squirrels having to wear sweat bands when playing tennis.
…the spontaneous combustion of Christian churches near peace loving Muslims.
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… the fifth dentist not recommending Trident Gum.
…the end of the last ice age.
…the movie “An Inconvenient Truth”
…Joe Biden sounding like an idiot.
people voting stupidly.
…too many boring “specials” suggesting it is actually real
Increased PROFITTTT for the evil Koch Brothers!
Panic! Global warming is now responsible for…
the profitability of Big Environment!
the collapse of Enron.
the people who must drive very differently than me, to think otherwise would be madness.
…swampcrotch.
…dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
…Global cooling. Really! It’s on the internet!
…that giant sucking sound coming from my wallet.
…hippies. Just another reason to punch Michael Mann in the face.